she believes in me歌詞

戈巴契夫到印度訪問

5月 8, 2013

張千梅

kuso

What A Fool Believes Lyrics - Doobie Brothers有一次，蘇俄總書記戈巴契夫到印度訪問，印度總理甘地和甘地夫人相當熱情的歡迎戈巴契夫夫婦，帶領他們到處遊覽印度各個市集和鄉間。由於印度位居亞熱帶地區，人們生活水準不高，沒想到一出門到處都有市民隨地大小便，相當的不雅觀，另甘地夫婦相當的難堪！後來戈巴契夫夫人就吃吃的笑說：ㄞ沒想到印度這麼民主，蠻開放的嘛Lyrics to What A Fool Believes by Doobie Brothers: He came from somewhere back in her long ago / The sentimental fool don't see / Trying ... He came from somewhere back in her long ago The sentimental fool don't see Trying hard to recreate What had yet to...

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博士和民工的區別

5月 8, 2013

王采安

kuso

安德森之夢 - [申請免費網頁空間] Your home,your TACOCITY...聯合利華公司引進了一條香皂包裝生產線，結果發現這條生產線有個缺陷：常常會有盒子內沒有裝入香皂。總不能把空盒子賣給顧客啊，他們只得請了一個學自動化的博士設計一個方案來分揀空的香皂盒。博士拉起了一個十幾人的科研公關小組，綜合採用了機械、微電子、自動化、X光探測等技術，花了幾十萬，成功解決了問題。每當生產下列歌曲由安德森翻譯(未特別註明翻譯者之歌曲) 969 首、樂友翻譯 303 首，共 1272首。 歌名後方有 者，表示有歌曲解說。 所列歌名以第一個英文字母從A~Z分類，開頭有 The 的歌曲放置在 T 字部，歌名開頭為數字者，依其英文發音分類。...

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一個借作業給別人抄的最充分理由

5月 8, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

KINGS OF LEON LYRICS - Rock City - AZLyrics - Song Lyrics from A to Z今天，我把作業借給別人抄了，萬沒料到，不幸的事發生了.嗚嗚......那個抄我作業的白癡把我的作業本給弄丟了！老師要求我給一個能讓她放過我的最充分的理由。下面就是我的標準答案: 我不借給他， 他就會做不完； 做不完， 他就會被老師罵； 被老師罵，&nLyrics to "Rock City" song by KINGS OF LEON: I was running through the desert I was looking for drugs, And I was searching for a woman Who was wi......

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爆笑天兵

5月 8, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Guns N' Roses - This I Love lyrics | LyricsMode.com爆笑天兵排長問甲兵：「你是不想活了是吧！我在值星你跟我耍大牌，很好，給我一個合理的理由，不然就要倒大楣了！我操！」甲兵：「報告排長....因為招不到計程車所以用走的回來。」排長：「很好！你明天到操場給我走一天的路！」乙丙兩兵嚇的發軟…排長問乙兵：「那你呢？烏龜先生…」乙兵3 meanings to This I Love lyrics by Guns N' Roses: And now I don't know why / She wouldn't say goodbye / But then it seems that I / Had ... This song is amazing! The way I see it, its about her leaving him, but he is to proud to beg, and he is telling him...

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美容科的笑話

5月 8, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

Biggest Part Of Me Lyrics - Ambrosia - LyricsFreak.com這是我們老師說的,在我們新生入學時說過:各位同學,很開心你們能進XX高職,老師在那之前跟你們說一件事,很重要(凝重眼神)(同學也被嚇到了,認真聽)我之前帶過一個美容科的學姐她因為要搭校車,可是那天剛好有點延誤下課時間於是她很趕,結果一上校車就先站著,結果......公車那一天突然緊急煞車,結果...Lyrics to Biggest Part Of Me by Ambrosia: (Sunlight) There's a new sun arisin' / (In your eyes) I can see a new horizon / (Realize) That ... (Sunlight) There's a new sun arisin' (In your eyes) I can see a new horizon (Realize) That will keep me realizin' ...

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只剩下三根頭髮

5月 8, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Shinedown - Second Chance lyrics | LyricsMode.com大寶：「我好怕我以後會禿頭喔！」 小寶：「不會啦！你不可能會全禿的啦！」 大寶：「如果有一天我只剩下三根頭髮，怎麼辦？」 小寶：「那你可以編辮子啊！」 大寶：「如果只剩兩根呢？」 小寶：「你還可以中分啊！」 大寶：「如果只剩一根呢？」 小寶：「那…那你還可以…可以&hel3 explanations, 33 meanings to Second Chance lyrics by Shinedown: My eyes are open wide / By the way I made it through the day / I watch ... To me this song is about suicide. When he says I made it through the day, it means that he made it through even .....

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