shelf talker

美國戰績

4月 22, 2013

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ShelfTalker | In which children's booksellers ponder all things literary, artistic, and mercantile戰績話說美國在越南戰爭時有一個規定你的軍功有多少就看你割了多少敵人的首級回來當戰爭結束後開始論功行賞在頒發第三名時將軍問了士兵甲：「你割了多少首級回來？」士兵甲就說20個，此時台下一片驚嘆在頒發第二名時將軍又問了士兵乙：「你割了多少首級回來？」士兵乙就說30個，此時台下又一片驚嘆，最後在頒發第一名時People ask us to ship books to them all the time. This is usually a very straightforward process: the book or audio comes in, we process an invoice, and then ship the items out via the customer’s designated carrier. Simple, right? Then there are the times...

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誰受歡迎

4月 22, 2013

張易旋

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Shelf talker | Define Shelf talker at Dictionary.com有一天洋蔥和馬鈴薯在互相比較誰受歡迎。 馬鈴薯：「我比較受歡迎，許多人都把我當飯吃呢！」 洋蔥：「才不呢！我絕對比你受歡迎！」 馬鈴薯：「好，你憑什麼這樣說？」 洋蔥：「人們在剝我的皮時，都拼命的掉眼淚！你就知道他們多捨不得我了！」 馬鈴薯：「……」王先生家的電鈴壞了，於a cardboard, paper, or plastic advertisement of a product designed to be attached to a shelf on which the product is exhibited for sale....

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我一定會踼牠的屁股

4月 22, 2013

謝語竹

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Dana Shelf Talkers | Shelf Talker Design and Templates - Dana Industries阿榮正要過馬路，等紅燈時，他看到一個瞎子帶著他的導盲犬也要過馬路。 沒想到綠燈時，那隻狗不但沒帶牠的主人過馬路，還在牠主人的褲子上尿尿！ 但是，那瞎子卻伸手進他的口袋，拿了一片餅乾給那隻狗！ 阿榮很驚訝的跟那瞎子說： 「如果那是我的狗，我一定會踢牠的屁股。」&Dana Industries Shelf Talkers dangle off retail shelves, to attract customer’s attention in-store. Make your brand stand out from the retail crowd! ... Shelf Talkers are small signs that attach to a retail shelf ledge. They are most commonly utilized with...

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哎，這麼巧

4月 22, 2013

黃友陽

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Shelf Talker With Hinge For Fitting To Scanning Rail上中學的時候俺中意文科班的一個美女 ，雖然算得上認識，但苦於沒有機會進一步接近，很長時間以來都是只可遠觀而不可褻玩。和同桌商量過N多接近美女的辦法，但大都太無恥，少有可行的。後來想出一條簡單的，就是在和她邂逅的時候主動搭訕，搭訕的內容為：哎，這麼巧，你也 XXXX。XXXX的內容根據具體情景而定，比Hinged function gives easy accessibility to the shelf beneath. Extruded in a transparent finish. Other sizes manufactured on request. ... Our Products 1 Sign, Print & Menu Holders Sign, Print & Menu Holders Free Standing Acrylic Freestanding Poster/Menu ....

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動物ㄉ心酸

4月 22, 2013

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Best Shelf Talkers | Product Packaging & Signage Company - Dana Industries乳牛說：這麼多人喝我們的乳汁，卻沒有人叫我們一聲"媽"。烏賊說：媽的，滿肚子墨水，居然被叫成了賊。袋鼠說：唉，沒有錢，口袋再大也還是鼠類。老鼠說：唉，成天為了點兒吃喝，又怕殺鼠藥又擔心老鼠夾，怎麼能不老。蒼蠅說：媽的，我和蜜蜂本是一家的，只是口味不同而已，待遇卻天壤之別蜈蚣說：這麼多雙腳，一輩子都買Shelf Talker Experts: Dana Industries brings you the world's best engineered Shelf Talkers, Shelf Signage, Aisle Displays & Retail Packaging ... Good signage & packaging makes you stop. Great signage & packaging makes you shop. For years, Dana ......

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ID決定你的命運

4月 22, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Shelf talker | Villadoria | Tradition. Evolution. Future. | Piedmont's prestigious wines from Serral白目國中生型什麼無敵戰士、劍士、什麼死騎、什麼趙雲、什麼馬超之類的通常ｉｄ裡都有「神」、「火」、「龍」之類的自以為天下無敵的字台客型什麼冰之傲雪、風中之淚、星之滅之類的通常都是什麼之什麼，感覺很淒美，像個浪子，結果１０個有８個是台客跟屁蟲型小雨天1、小雨天2、瘋狂小雨天等等重點是那個數字，ｉｄ明明被Villadoria, a wine, a deeply-rooted tradition, a bridge to the future. Over the years, the Lanzavecchia family, winemakers for four generations, has witnessed the evolution of an area which has its most precious treasure in wine....

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