天堂的門壞了!有個人卻讓上帝跟閻王崩潰了...
Shifting dullness - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia 1、天堂的門壞了,上帝要招標重修。印度人說:3000弄好,理由是材料費1000,人工費1000,我自己賺1000。德國人說:要6000,材料費2000,人工2000,自己賺2000。中國人淡定地說:這個要9000,3000給你,3000我的,剩下3000給那個印度人干。上帝拍案:中國人In medicine, shifting dullness refers to a sign, elicited on physical examination, for ascites (fluid in the peritoneal cavity).[1] The two steps of shifting dullness. Percussion of the green section shifts from a dull note to a tympanic note after the pa...
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