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兩個重傷病人聊天

5月 2, 2013

陳覓雪

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Shoes, Shipped Free | Zappos.com兩個重傷病人在病房裏聊天。 一個人說：“我倒楣死了，昨天開著剛買的新車出去兜風，正得意著呢，忽然看到馬路前面有一塊牌子，上面寫什麼東西，太遠了，沒看清楚。我就趕緊開過去，一看，只見牌子上寫著：前面有溝，請繞行。可剛看完，我還沒反應過來，就連人帶車掉下去了。” 說到這，他停了停© 2009–2015 - Zappos.com or its affiliates, 400 E. Stewart Avenue, Las Vegas, NV 89101 Zappos.com is operated by Zappos IP, Inc. Products on Zappos.com are sold by Zappos Retail, Inc. Gift cards and e-Gift cards sold on Zappos.com are sold by Zappos Gift ...

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游泳池趣聞

5月 2, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

OP Mens' Menhaten Water Shoe: Shoes : Walmart.com母女二人去游泳池游泳，女兒跳水時，泳衣不慎破裂。母親趕忙拿起泳池邊的標語牌給女兒遮擋，其他人看了標語牌後不禁大笑起來。原來牌上寫著：危險，深兩米，熟練者使用。母親趕快把標語牌調了。這回，人們更是大笑不止，原來背面是：男性專用，進前請脫衣。尷尬的母親又拿了另一塊標語給女兒，誰知卻是寫著：大人30元，小Shop Low Prices on: OP Mens' Menhaten Water Shoe : Shoes ... These OP Men's Menhaten water shoes will make your outdoor life even better! These water shoes are great for any water based activity from ocean to rivers....

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母鸚鵡

5月 3, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

Mainstays Shoe Rack - Walmart.com話說某位女士一時興起，買了一只母鸚鵡。 沒想到帶回家裡，它說的第一句話就是："想跟我上床嗎？"女士一聽，心想：壞了，外人還以為這話是我教的呢，這不把我的淑女形象全給毀了。于是她想盡辦法，想教那隻鸚鵡說些高雅的東西， 可是那只母鸚鵡算是鐵了心， 只會說一句話："想跟我上床Purchase the Mainstays Shoe Rack at an always low price from Walmart.com. Save money. Live better. ... The Mainstays Shoe Rack is designed to provide a great storage solution for your collection of favorite footwear. It is constructed out of strong, durab...

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老媽問英文

5月 2, 2013

何樂芹

kuso

Jordan Flight 45 High IP - Men's - Basketball - Shoes - Wolf Grey/Dark Powder Blue/Volt Ice媽：「兒子、兒子！來！『It's too easy！』是啥？」兒子：「『這! 太簡單了』。」媽媽：「簡單還不快說？」兒子：「啊就是『太簡單了』呀！」媽媽：「你以為我不敢揍你嗎？」語畢，就將兒子教訓了一頓。接著，媽媽又問：「『what』這字何解？」兒子：「『什麼』。」媽媽：「我說：『what』是啥意思The Jordan Flight 45 High IP features a snug leather upper with breathable mesh panels for a comfortable fit. The high-top profile offers support, stability, and style. ... Join now and get $10 off a future purchase. Exclusive offers, updates and VIP acce...

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文化差異

5月 2, 2013

小安

kuso

金曲重溫: 許冠傑 擦鞋仔 1986 - YouTube飛北京的路途上，空姐給飛機上的老外上餐 …老外問：What is this? 空姐答：Cake China ( 饅頭 ) 老外問：What is this? 空姐答：Pizza China ( 餡餅 )老外問：What is this? 空姐答：STEREO remix from LP record Film footages copyright : Television Broadcasts Limited....

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小明上幼稚園

5月 2, 2013

王采安

kuso

Zappos - Official Site有一天..小明睡過頭忘記上幼稚園所以娃娃車就沒去載小明所以小明的爸爸說要自己開車載小明去然後小明他爸再市區繞一大圈小明就問說:爸爸!你為什麼在一直繞來繞去呢?他爸說:你被娃娃車載去上學時 不是也繞來繞去嗎Zappos official site. Shop for shoes, clothing, bags and handbags, home, beauty, accessories. Shop by women's, men's, kid's, all departments....

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