short c語言

不在人事了

3月 28, 2013

何新冬

kuso

C (programming language) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia小王在10樓人事部門工作，一個月前，被調到9樓行政部門去了…. 今天，小王同學打電話到人事部門找他：「小王在麼？」 接電話同事說：「小王已不在人事了。」 小王同學：「啊啊！？，什麼時候的事啊，我怎麼不知道啊，還沒來得及送他呢？」 「沒關係，你可以去下面找他啊。」C (/ˈsiː/, as in the letter c) is a general-purpose, imperative computer programming language. It supports structured programming, lexical variable scope and recursion, while a static type system prevents many unintended operations. By design, C provides ...

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捐血

3月 28, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

SMS language - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia一年前學校廣場上進行捐血，捐200CC送修理指甲用具，捐400CC送手錶，一位女孩聽了很幸福的問護士那捐1000CC送什麼啊！ 護士很淡定的說：棺材一個SMS language or textese (also known as txt-speak, txtese, chatspeak, txt, txtspk, txtk, txto, texting language, txt lingo, SMSish, txtslang, or txt talk) is a term for the abbreviations and slang commonly used with mobile phone text messaging, but sometim...

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你會為我而死嗎？

3月 28, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

GNU Compiler Collection - Official Site你會為我而死嗎？有一個女孩，有一天心血來潮問他男朋友說︰『你會為我而死嗎？』男朋友沉默不語的低頭思考了一會兒之後…….................................................用手掏了1顆耳屎塞到他女朋友的嘴巴裡~~「你會餵我耳屎嗎？GCC, the GNU Compiler Collection The GNU Compiler Collection includes front ends for C, C++, Objective-C, Fortran, Java, Ada, and Go, as well as libraries for these languages (libstdc++, libgcj,...). GCC was originally written as the compiler for the GNU ...

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如果我愛上別人了.

3月 28, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

ChinesePod | Learning on your terms | 3000+ Situational Lessons作者： tknt (我是宅男) 來源：PTT標題： [無言] 如果我愛上別人了....突然想起以前我問我女朋友「如果有天我愛上別人了 跟 我死翹翹了，哪一個會讓妳比較難過？」她說 「我會一樣難過.....」聽完我蠻感動的…想不到我愛上別人對她的打擊這麼大……Learn Mandarin Chinese online with ChinesePod using situational dialogues. Personalize your learning with practical language that native speakers actually use. Toggle navigation Sample Course Library Latest Courses Levels All Newbie Elementary Intermediat...

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觀落陰

3月 28, 2013

張千梅

kuso

World English : test, learn and study the English language online我有一個同事叫麥谷懷，結婚三年多，一場突如其來的意外，拆散了這對恩愛的夫妻。這個同事一度服藥自殺，還好發現的早，沒有再造成遺憾。獲救後的同事，整天失魂落魄像行屍走肉，還差點因此丟了工作。幾個好友想幫忙，都束手無策。後來大家想了一個辦法，就是勸他辦一場招魂的法事，雖然有點迷信，不過也算是一種精神上的治English on the internet. The best online resource for English as a second or foreign language (ESL / EFL), English exercises and activities, online English lessons with native ......

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為了一隻蟑螂...

3月 28, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Small Device C Compiler - Official Site台北市三重有一男子因 *** 輕度灼傷**** 召喚救護車,結果送進醫院時卻是 **** 重度骨折***當醫師詢問受傷原因時男子就是不肯說明,而且一再要求救護人員負責賠償,只見救護人員都在一旁竊笑,醫師不得已只好私下詢問救護人員怎麼回事原來這位先生的老婆非常怕蟑螂,那天傍晚突然有隻蟑螂出現Retargetable, optimizing ANSI C compiler, targets: Intel 8051, Zilog Z80 based MCUs; work underway for Amtel AVR, DS390, Microchip PIC series. Originally designed for embedded systems. [Open Source, GPL]...

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