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大陸聘用人才的方法 太厲害了

5月 14, 2013

何海丹

kuso

Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #8 - YouTube某銷售公司要招兩名助理，我很自信地抱著一堆資料去了。公司門前已經等了很多人，每一個都意氣風發。看著他們，我覺得自己條件絲毫不差，完全沒理由自卑。這麼想著，我氣宇軒昂地排在了隊伍的後面。前面的人開始慢慢移動，輪到誰誰就把手上入場券遞給保安。保安收過撕開，人就可以進去了，像火車站進站剪票時的情景。看來這People are very quick to tweet unflattering things, but it’s important to remember that everyone has feelings. From time to time, we ask famous people to read some of the not-so-nice things that are tweeted about them. This is our 8th edition of Mean Twee...

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我爸才偉大！

5月 14, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

John Boy and Billy - Official Site大牛：我爸爸是個偉大的工程師，他什麼都會做！你知道萬里長城嗎？ 阿虎：當然知道！ 大牛：那是我爸爸蓋的！ 阿虎：哼！有什麼稀奇？我爸爸是偉大的神槍手！你知道死海嗎？ 大牛：知道呀！那又怎樣？ 阿虎：那是我爸爸殺死的身材狀碩的阿桃嬸提著大包小包的補品，從南部上台北要給媳婦兒 坐月子。到了台北車站，從沒Official home of The Big Show - The John Boy and Billy Radio Show broadcasts weekdays across the country with jokes, bits, and commentary. ... Customer Service Help The Big Show: P.O. Box 19111 Charlotte, NC 28219 On the air: 1-800-BIG-SHOW Studio ......

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都安排好的

5月 14, 2013

謝半松

kuso

show - definition of show by The Free Dictionary某日進行社會科的教學觀摩，校長和督學們都在教室後面觀看上課的情形。 老師問同學們：「誰知道臺灣夏天會出產哪些水果？」  甲同學：「鳳梨」  乙同學：「香蕉」  說了半天，學生都把該說的水果說完了！但唯獨少了西瓜！ 老師很急，心想：這到底是怎 麼一回事呢？ 這時，突然一個show (shō) v. showed, shown (shōn) or showed, show·ing, shows v.tr. 1. a. To cause or allow to be seen; display: showed us his tattoo. b. To display for sale, in exhibition, or in competition: showed her most recent paintings. c. To permit access to (a ho...

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我媽說了

5月 14, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

NRA News - Official Site斑馬深愛著小鹿，表達愛意時卻遭到拒絕。 斑馬大吼：為什麼？這一切都是為什麼？ 小鹿 膽怯地說：我媽說了，紋身的都是不良少年。 熊貓深愛著小鹿，表達愛意時卻遭到拒絕。 熊貓大吼：為什麼？這一切都是為什麼？ 小鹿 膽怯地說：我媽說了，戴墨鏡的都是不良少年Welcome to the NRA News Channel In-Depth News & Views on Firearm-Related Issues NRA News brings you news and views on the Second Amendment and other freedom-related issues. Tune in weekdays for a live Cam & Co. show. Get to the heart of the matter ......

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伯父！！我可以跟你要電話嗎？

5月 14, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Jimmy Kimmel Live - YouTube話說，在這寒冷的冬天一個人獨自走向在公車站凝神一看前方不是每次令我小鹿亂撞的正妹嗎？每次都想問個電話但小的我甚麼都大就是膽子最小今天不知吃錯甚麼藥一提起膽子走了向前「不好意思~~同學~~可以做個個朋友~~跟你要電話嗎？」頓時看她驚訝了一下在我滿心期待的下一秒鐘一個聲音從我旁邊傳出......「你找我The official Jimmy Kimmel Live! YouTube Channel. Home of Celebrities Read Mean Tweets, YouTube Challenges and the rest of your favorite viral late night videos. ... SUBSCRIBE to get the latest #KIMMEL: http://bit.ly/JKLSubscribe Watch the latest Halloween...

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小明跟小華說一個故事

5月 13, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Dr. Phil.com - Shows This Week有一天小明跟小華說一個故事。小明說：「這故事分成四段，第一段是：老公跟老婆說一個月後要拿一萬元給老婆，可是過了一個月後，老公只拿了八千元，老婆問說還有兩千元呢?老公打了老婆一巴掌說：『錢是我在賺的你吵什麼?』」接著小明說第二段：有一天老公想吃清蒸魚，老婆偏偏煮紅燒魚。於是老公就問老婆為什麼沒有煮清蒸Dr. Phil has galvanized millions of people to 'get real.' Find out more about him and his show. ... Shows This Week Monday - July 6, 2015 "I've Divorced My Ex Twice, but I'm Still in Love" Gwen says she has married and divorced Derrick twice -- but she wo...

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