simcity

童年

5月 9, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

SimCity Official Website標題[無言] 童年作者pkcliff5 (麟) 來源：PTT記得小時候那時原PO才小學一、二年級有一陣子學校流行要多稱讚，少責怪老師都說如果有值得鼓勵的事情記得比大拇指，稱讚一下對方這樣人緣才會好但相反的大家同學私底下當然都是互比小指，來取笑對方有一次訓導主任來班上演講演講完後問小原PO訓導主任：「Official website for SimCity. Find game info, screenshots, videos, news articles, blogs, forums, and more. ... Contact me about Electronic Arts products and news to be the first to hear about new gameplay features and get access to behind the scenes conte...

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電話答錄機

5月 9, 2013

小安

kuso

SimCity - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaＡ：請問XXX在嗎？？ Ｂ：對不起，請你大聲一點... Ａ：請問XXX在嗎？？(更大聲) Ｂ：對不起，請你再大聲一點... Ａ：請問XXX在嗎？？(超大聲) Ｂ：很抱歉，好像有點干擾耶...你能不能再大聲一點我真的聽不到..... Ａ：請問SimCity is an open-ended city-building computer and console video game series originally designed by developer Will Wright. It is published by Maxis (now a division of Electronic Arts). The game was first published in 1989 as SimCity, and it has spawned s...

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我要下車

5月 9, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

SimCity - Emeryville, CA - Games/Toys | Facebook公交車在等紅燈時，一男子叫道：「司機，開一下門，我要下車。」 「這裡是站牌嗎？」司機怒道。 「就因為這裡不是站牌我才給你說一聲。」 司機無語。SimCity, Emeryville, CA. 649,825 likes · 1,249 talking about this. This is the official SimCity Facebook Fan Page! Available now: www.simcity.com ESRB... ... Shawn Shields Today at 9:55pm Did u all disappear last post was back in april Like · Comment · Sh...

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婚姻 vs. 股市 博君一笑

5月 9, 2013

謝半松

kuso

SimCity (2013 video game) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia婚姻 vs. 股市 (博君一笑)婚姻 vs. 股市※ 結婚生子叫「配股」※ 嫁到有錢老公後立刻離婚叫「獲利了結」※ 嫁到沒錢老公後立刻離婚叫「停損殺出」 ※ 嫁到大男人主義老公喜怒由他叫「主力」老婆叫「散戶」※ 嫁年輕老公叫「高檔套牢」※ 嫁年邁富翁叫「低檔承接」※ 選擇對象叫「選股」※ SimCity is a city-building and urban planning simulation Massively multiplayer online game developed by Maxis, a subsidiary of Electronic Arts. Released for Microsoft Windows in early March 2013,[5] it is the first major installment in the SimCity series ...

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年輕的種雞

5月 9, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

FAQ - SimCity Official Website王老先生在農場裡養了一群母雞，唯一的種雞已經上了年紀，王老先生於是決定想找隻年輕的種雞分擔老種雞的重任。年輕的種雞來到農場四處遊走以適應新環境，吸引了不少母雞的注意，老種雞感到嚴重的威脅，這樣下去其下場可想而知。於是老種雞對年輕的種雞說：「我知道你來到這裡的目的，不要以為你年輕力壯就可以取代我，不如The Sims within The Sims 3 franchise are not the same as the Sims that inhabit your SimCity game. The Sims in your SimCity are affected by the decisions you make as Mayor. . They will come to you with requests for how they’d like the city improved and you...

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習慣裸奔

5月 9, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Simcity - 相關圖片搜尋結果有個女人趁先生上班時偷偷與情人廝混。 有天兩人在床上，女人聽到她先生車子回來的聲音. 她焦急叫情人："趕快拿著你的衣服 ,跳窗戶吧 ." 情人一看："外頭下大雨你叫我跳出去? " 女人叫道："我先生如果逮到我們兩個,我們必死無疑。" 她的情人只好拿起...

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