sing sang sung chords

有資歷與學歷的人當官員

6月 13, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Geet Chords在台灣 ... 有資歷與學歷的人當官員，有財力與火力的人當議員。 不怕死但最後一定會死的人當小弟，很怕死但最後絕不會死的人當大哥。 說謊不打草稿的當大官，說謊必須看稿的當小官，看稿還說不出謊的沒官當。 女生長得好看什麼都會的當明星，女生長得好看什麼都不會的當脫Featuring Vijay Benedict the Bollywood singer who gave his life to Jesus Christ and worships and sings for Him. He has a rich voice and has sang many songs for the Glory of the ......

全文閱讀

---

白費工夫

6月 13, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

mudcat.org: Songs Your Mother Sang to You一對剛開始交往的情侶正在聊 天，女生突然有想放屁的感覺 ， 但卻不太好意思在男友面前「釋放」，於是便想了一個辦法， 想把「排氣」的聲音掩蓋過去。 女生問男友：「你要不要聽聽我們家鄉布穀鳥的叫聲嗎 ？」男友點點頭， 女生便開始模仿：「咕咕，咕咕，並且乘機把肚子裡的「廢氣」排了出去，」 女生問道：「很特What songs did your mother sing to you when you were little? Or your father, or uncle, or grandmother, or whoever it was that firs. ... Subject: RE: Songs Your Mother Sang to You From: kendall Date: 12 Apr 01 - 12:57 PM Oh, I had a little chicken and it w...

全文閱讀

---

周星馳泡妞經典對白

6月 13, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Christian Hymns with Lyrics and Chords: Sing A New Song周星馳泡妞經典對白(看之前請先有心理準備..笑死你) 一.公車站台 周星星:“小姐你踩到我腳了.“漂亮小妞: “沒有吧,我離你那麼遠.“周星星: “我是說,如果你把腳不小心放在了我腳上,就是踩到我腳了.“漂亮小妞: &ldquoAntiphon: G D B7 Em Sing a new song unto the Lord; Am D G Let your song be sung from mountains high. G D B7 Em Sing a new song unto the Lord, Am D G...

全文閱讀

---

關於上帝的笑話十則

6月 13, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Singorama - Learn How To Sing關於上帝的笑話十則1、一個神父在打高爾夫球，一個修女在旁邊觀看，第一桿打偏了，神父罵道：「TMD，打偏了！」又打，神父又罵：「TMD，又打偏了！」修女說：「你做為神父說髒話上帝要懲罰的。」話音剛落，只聽一個霹雷把修女給劈死了。神父納悶了：為什麼罵人的是我，為什麼會劈死修女呢？這時只聽天空傳來上帝的聲Your order is backed by my 60-Day, No-Questions-Asked, 100% Satisfaction Guarantee. If you are not 100% satisfied with your purchase, simply contact support@singorama.com ... I've always loved singing, but I never had the confidence to sing in front of ot...

全文閱讀

---

拉錯了啦~ 真實故事

6月 13, 2013

連冷文

kuso

© Melody Lane Songbook, Sing Along Standard Songs, MP3, Page One話說剛才世博打電話給我說要我陪他去桃園送貨所以我就匆匆忙忙出門一到我家樓下就看到世博開著一輛小貨車車上載著好幾台電視原來是要送電視去桃園修理打開車門上車後我們就出發了可能是下班時間的關係路上車子好多好多看到那些鑽來鑽去的摩托車我跟世博一直幹譙後來想想自己騎摩拖車時也是這樣鑽來鑽去頓時感覺像是在罵自己Melody Lane Songbook, Page One of Sing Along standard songs in MP3 for this oldies music site....

全文閱讀

---

一個工程師坐在樹下唸書

5月 22, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

Song Questions一個工程師坐在樹下唸書，另一工程師騎著一輛很炫的自行車經過。工程師問道：「你的車從哪兒弄來的？」騎車者回答：「剛一個漂亮的美眉騎車過來，她脫光了所有的衣服對我說，『你想要什麼我都給你』。工程師說道：「明智的選擇！你穿她的衣服肯定不合適的。」Having trouble finding out who sang a song? Get your song questions and other music questions answered here. ... Song Questions Have you searched this site but still haven't been able to find an answer to one of your song questions or other music question...

全文閱讀

---

---