smart casual wear

有蚊子叮我

4月 11, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Smart casual - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia一妻子喜歡房事，只要丈夫一閉上眼睛，她就會不斷地翻身揮手加以阻擾，丈夫問：「妳為什麼不睡覺呢？」「有蚊子叮我，睡不著嘛！」妻子撒嬌地回答。丈夫一聽她的語氣，自然明瞭她的意思，於是便與她相好，妻子滿足了之後，便安穩的睡覺。丈夫望著自已的寶貝，不禁感嘆道：「與它相處幾十年，竟不知它居然有這等好本事。」「Smart casual is an ill-defined dress code that is generally a neat yet informal attire. The locality, type of event, context or culture constitutes the various interpretation of the dress code and therefore the designating of certain clothing pieces as sm...

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綁匪與十二星座

4月 11, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

How to wear a tunic shirt: smart casual dress code - YLF白羊座綁匪：星期日把錢放到西郊馬路邊第二個垃圾箱內……羊羊：西郊？不如去東郊！你知道嗎？東郊有座山，山勢很險，很刺激……綁匪已經準備好行囊去東郊過周末了。金牛座綁匪：星期日把錢放到西郊馬路邊第二個垃圾箱內……牛牛：好Here’s the second tunic shirt outfit in action. This time it’s smart casual (if you haven't seen it already, take a look at the casual interpretation I did...

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當詐騙集團碰上了警察

4月 11, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Ladies smart day wear and casual clothes - Mother of the bride outfits | mother groom outfits | spec一日我在姨丈家接到電話， 說要找姨丈講有關信用卡的事情於是話筒就轉給姨丈。(當然當時除了姨丈，我們其他人都不知道對方講了什麼，只靠姨丈眼神示意，故以下內容只有姨丈的談話，但因為姨丈講電話時有意要讓我們聽，所以還算清楚)姨丈：「你說我剛剛刷卡刷了多少錢？」姨丈：「一萬六？你說我剛剛刷了一萬六？你現在是Casual daywear and separates ... Daywear, be it casual or smart fashionable items for wearing to the office or just lazing around in or going to a cinema or restaurant needs just as much consideration as anything else....

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輸入密碼

4月 11, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Casual - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有一個阿伯到提款機領錢，插入提款卡後……。提款機：「請輸入密碼」。阿伯小聲的說：「０３３０」。提款機：「請輸入密碼」。阿伯又小聲的說：「０３３０」。提款機：「請輸入密碼」。阿伯又說了一次「０３３０」。結果，旁邊有個阿婆看不下去了，就說：「造啦！造啦！哇替哩用啦！」提款機：In the European tradition, casual is the dress code that emphasizes comfort and personal expression over presentation and uniformity. It includes a very wide variety of costume, so it is perhaps better defined by what it is not than what it is. The follow...

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你要取名『添丁』嗎？

4月 11, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Gina Bacconi Mother of the Bride and Smart casual Wear | La Bella Bridal在連生三個女兒後，老莫的太太又懷孕了，可是醫生診視後，發現仍是一個女嬰。太太怨道：「都是你平常一直『嘀咕』啦！」老莫一臉委屈：「我嘀咕什麼了？」太太：「你不是說如果是男胎，你要取名『添丁』嗎？」老莫：「是啊！怎麼樣？」太太：「別忘了我們姓『莫』啊！」女：「我初戀的男友，是賣牛肉麵的，他和別人結婚後，La Bella Bridal stocks the latest collections from Gina Bacconi. View our online gallery to choose the perfect mother of bride and smart casual wear. ... Gina Bacconi is a brand label owned the leading world and London fashion designers Shubette....

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白痴問答

4月 11, 2013

何樂芹

kuso

Dress Code: Smart Casual – Etiquette Tips | Manners & Communication問：我租屋旁頑皮的小朋友用水槍射我 我是否可以告他蓄意謀殺？ 答：先確認水槍內是否有裝子彈 (水)，否則在法律上只能算恐嚇。 問：假如我戴隱形眼鏡的話，可以看到即時通上面隱藏的朋友嗎？ 答：一般隱型眼鏡沒有這種功用，不過小筆電有朋友在做這種隱形眼鏡，價格約比一般型的型的Smart Casual dress code is one of the most confusing, mainly because of the word “casual” which people usually interpret as just another way of saying that you can wear whatever you like. This is a big misconception, as smart casual dress code has certain...

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