so do you

哈哈哈 ~太好笑了~

7月 3, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

You can’t detox your body. It’s a myth. So how do you get healthy? | Life and style | The Guardian檢舉 哈哈哈!~太好笑了~ 分類：休閒生活2011/01/19 12:41 哈哈哈!~太好笑了~跟朋友通 msn 時也常看到他的無厘頭打字我：你怎麼說著說著突然不見了？？他：歹勢... 電鳥當雞我：....................他：呃...歹勢歹勢... 是電腦當機啦... X Whether it’s cucumbers splashing into water or models sitting smugly next to a pile of vegetables, it’s tough not to be sucked in by the detox industry. The idea that you can wash away your calorific sins is the perfect antidote to our fast-food lifestyle...

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雞糞兩塊

7月 3, 2013

何新冬

kuso

What's Up With That: Why Do Cats Love Boxes So Much? | WIRED中午休息時間～麥x勞和肯x雞（大家都知道的）擠滿了人潮，忽然有一位學生氣喘吁吁的跑進來......我要雞糞兩塊小姐（驚）：妳...你要吃雞糞？！男孩：抱歉！我是說雞塊兩份！！！小姐：...迷：原來是他跑太快了，才會說成雞糞兩塊。Each week, we'll explain the science behind a strange phenomenon that you may be wondering about, or may be hearing about for the first time right here. If you've seen or heard of something you'd like us to explain, send us an email. View the entire colle...

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一個天才醫生

7月 3, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

alexandra nouri | So. You're in Love With a Narcissist.有一對夫妻相處了好幾年.但老公每次和妻子做愛卻覺得妻子還不夠意思.於是.妻子就去問醫生:[醫生.我和我老公相處八年了.但我老公還覺得我不夠意思.我該怎麼做??]醫生說:[喔!!你再跟你老公做時.你要(叫房)啦!].隔天.妻子就去跟醫生說:[你欠打嗎??我老公還是覺得我不夠意思.]醫生說:[那你昨天是No matter how hectic and chaotic things get on the front lines, Troops, we must reconvene at Aunt Alex’s Army Headquarters to regroup, and we must do it meaningfully and often. There are obvious reasons, like our Monday Mojito Mixers and the Sunday Suppor...

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百元大鈔

7月 3, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

The Wonders - That Thing You Do! - YouTube我剛進家門，就發現桌子上放著一張百元大鈔。平時老媽也不給什麼零花錢，難道這次發慈悲了？想到這兒，我心中不禁一喜。當我拿起鈔票時，發現底下還壓著一張紙條，拿起來一看，上面寫著：今天是你外婆生日，在家等我，我們一起去給外婆祝壽。註意——那一百塊錢不是給你的，是為了引起你的註意，看My Favourite Music Video ... 50+ videos Play all Play now Mix - The Wonders - That Thing You Do! by YouTube The Wonders - That Thing You Do HD sub esp - Duration: 3:20....

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死後的老闆上天堂的選擇

7月 3, 2013

林若綠

kuso

So, you think you have heavy periods? | The Gynecologist一家公司的大老闆死後被送上天堂，看門的天使卻查不到他的紀錄，因為之前很少有大老闆會上天堂的，於是就要他自己選擇要到天堂，還是去地獄碟碲碥碭，並且可以先到兩個地方都度過二十四小時之後再做決定。一開始，大老闆先被送到地獄去跼踄跿踆，他一進門發現是一個狂歡派對，所有他以前的同事跟朋友都在裡面境墇墑墔，大家So, you think you have heavy periods? October 7, 2011 at 3:34 am 24 comments Whenever I ask a patient “do you have heavy periods?” I feel like I deserve the kinds of answers I receive. I’m just as likely to hear “Yes. I have to change a panty liner every ...

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國中生白痴作文

7月 3, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

SO SHE SAYS;95國中基測國文作文題目：體諒別人的辛勞●我家境小開●爸媽很辛苦，我要照顧他們的「下半身」（無言）●最辛苦的人是藝工媽媽（那個學校有表演團體？）●現在的小孩已經不再是小孩（那是什麼呢？）●很多父母在幫我●媽媽說：「以後我(主詞是媽媽)嫁出門時，要你爸爸請菲傭跟我一起出嫁。」（到底在寫什麼？）●我要用Some of you would also know I love to travel during the winter season, and I realise how big a part maintaining healthy eyes is when I travel, especially in extremely dry and cold climates. I don't like to risk having dry or sore eyes when I'm overseas, s...

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