sochi 2014 winter olympics

我喜歡你的想法

9月 25, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics | Olympic Videos, Photos, News老師 : 樹上有十隻小鳥，用獵槍打掉一隻鳥，還剩幾隻?學生: 一隻也不剩，都被嚇跑了。老師: 錯!!還剩九隻，但，我喜歡你的想法!學生不服輸也反問了老師一個問題學生: 老師，我也有問題想請教你。老師: 哈！？學生: 有三位妙齡女郎在路上吃冰淇淋，第一個用咬的，第二個用舔的，第三個用吸的，請問哪一個已The 2014 Olympic Winter Games were the first time that the Russian Federation hosts the Winter Games; the Soviet Union hosted the 1980 Summer Games in Moscow. The host city Sochi has a population of 400,000 people and is situated in Krasnodar, which is .....

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哪種病人動手術最省事

9月 25, 2013

張千梅

kuso

2014 Sochi | Official Canadian Olympic Team Website | Team Canada | 2014 Winter Olympics四個外科醫生聊天談到為哪類病人動手術最省事。 第一個醫生說：「我認為是會計師，你切開他的身體之後，會見到所有內臟都有編號，絕不會混淆。」第二個醫生說：「圖書館管理員也不錯，內臟都按分類排列。」第三個醫生說：「我喜歡為工程師，他們理解為什麼我們替病人動手術後總愛在病人體內留下刀或鉗。」最後一XXII Olympic Winter Games – Let the Games Begin Canada sent its largest ever Winter Olympic team of 222 athletes to the 2014 Olympic Winter Games in Sochi and captured 25 medals to make it the country’s most successful Winter Games ever on foreign soil. ....

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你媽媽的名字

9月 25, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics - BBC Sport這是發生在一個兒童美語班的故事....某天班主任正在翻閱最近才報名的新生資料時，發現一位小朋友的家長姓名欄沒有填，於是他把這個小朋友找來，很和氣的問他說：小朋友，你沒有填媽媽的名字喔～～你媽媽叫做什麼名字ㄚ？這個小朋友用很可愛的鼻音說：one-two-three！班主任覺得有點啼笑皆非，於是又耐心的Homepage of the Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics. News, Features and Analysis for all winter sports including Snowboarding, Bobsleigh, Curling, Ice Skating, Skeleton, Skiing, Ice Hockey etc. ... Ten things you didn't know about curling Read full article on Ten ...

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爆笑天兵

9月 25, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Winter Olympics 2014 - News, Pictures & Videos for the Sochi Games - CBS News排長問甲兵：「你是不想活了是吧！我在值星你跟我耍大牌，很好，給我一個合理的理由，不然就要倒大楣了！我操！」甲兵：「報告排長....因為招不到計程車所以用走的回來。」排長：「很好！你明天到操場給我走一天的路！」乙丙兩兵嚇的發軟…排長問乙兵：「那你呢？烏龜先生…」乙兵：「我&Complete coverage of the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia. Read news and view videos, pictures and more from the Sochi winter games. ... Under Armour CEO under fire for Olympic speed suit controversy Some Olympic speedskaters are blaming their ......

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滾燙的融漿，看了都雞皮疙瘩

9月 25, 2013

何海丹

kuso

Sochi 2014 Winter Olympic Games - Latest Team GB News, Athlete Profiles Event Schedule & Venue Guide 拍攝熔岩抽像照時，福克斯距離炙熱的熔岩只有區區幾英尺。他說：“為了拍到令人滿意的作品，我有時會靠的非常近，直至感到臉部有灼燒感才罷休。”在福克斯的鏡頭前，炙熱的熔岩發出耀眼紅光，與夜空形成鮮明的顏色對比。從火山噴湧而出的岩漿溫度在700攝氏度到1200攝氏度之間，粘稠度是水The 2014 Winter Olympics, officially the XXII Olympic Winter Games, will be held in Sochi, Russia. The Sochi Olympics are the first Winter Olympics (and first Olympics altogether) for the Russian Federation, as the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow were in t...

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海賊王魯夫原來很早之前就已經把女帝漢庫克給吃掉了...

9月 25, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

Sochi 2014 Photos | Best Olympic Photos & Highlights  早在女人島的時候魯夫就已經跟她求婚了! 還舉辦婚禮~ 最後當然名正言順的吃掉漢庫克..   戴帽子那幕.....原本是娜美，怎會變成女帝？！（亂入？！xdd）The Russian flag is brought into the arena by Russian athletes...

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