software defined networking

以鮮血 和生命捍衛的東西

7月 3, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Software-defined networking - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia中國國務院總理朱鎔基日前在記者會中慷慨激昂的指出：「中國人民一定會以鮮血和生命捍衛祖國的統一和民族的尊嚴。」這句話確實讓中外人士動容，不過這也使本報聯想到一個問題：「既然大陸人會不惜以鮮血捍衛祖國，那麼台灣人會不會這麼做？」因此本人隨即在公司內部對全體員工進行一個問卷調查，但是結果卻讓人失望，全公司Software-defined networking (SDN) is an approach to computer networking that allows network administrators to manage network services through abstraction of lower-level functionality. This is done by decoupling the system that makes decisions about where ...

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死後的老闆上天堂的選擇

7月 3, 2013

林若綠

kuso

What is software-defined networking (SDN)? - Definition from WhatIs.com一家公司的大老闆死後被送上天堂，看門的天使卻查不到他的紀錄，因為之前很少有大老闆會上天堂的，於是就要他自己選擇要到天堂，還是去地獄碟碲碥碭，並且可以先到兩個地方都度過二十四小時之後再做決定。一開始，大老闆先被送到地獄去跼踄跿踆，他一進門發現是一個狂歡派對，所有他以前的同事跟朋友都在裡面境墇墑墔，大家Software-defined networking (SDN) is an approach to networking in which control is decoupled from the physical infrastructure, allowing network administrators to support a network fabric across multi-vendor equipment...

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兩個外國人吵架的內容過程

7月 3, 2013

陳新白

kuso

Software-defined networking solutions | MicrosoftA: Hello!哈囉B: Hello?哈囉A: Hello!Hello! Did u hear me?哈囉！聽的到嗎？B: Who is this?你是誰？A: Hey! Turn the (消音)ing TV down!喂！把你的電視關掉！B: Who is this? Hello?你是誰？喂？Transform your datacenter with network virtualization and software-defined networking solutions from Microsoft....

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大陸帶回來的片子

7月 3, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Software Defined Networking - SDN Management Software and Solutions | HP® Official Site那天我在看一片DVD是大哥從大陸帶回來的片子我不知道名字，但應該是有點老的片裡面，男主角說了一句話：「Oh...I understand...」下面的字幕寫著：「哦...我下面站起來了...」女主角說：「I'm so afraid you don't understand...」下面的字幕寫著：「我HP SDN solutions provide a software-defined network that is intelligent, responsive, programmable and that has centralized management. ... The network of the future is here. Are you ready? Legacy networks cannot keep up with demands from cloud, security ....

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總統給處女的一封信

7月 3, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Lync and Software-Defined Networking - Lync Team Blog - Site Home - TechNet Blogs教授在課堂上存心開女同學的玩笑… 教授：「最近有篇報導， 我國的成年女性有９０％不是處女，總統先生對這種事實感到不可思議， 因此寄信給其他１０％保有處女之身的女性。各位女同學，你們知道總統信中寫些什麼嗎？」 大家都搖頭說不知道。   教授：「真的By Jamie Stark, Sr Product Marketing Mgr, Lync A little-known fact about the engineering team for Lync and Skype is that many of the people came out of the core networking division for Windows Server. While most of the world looks at Lync as a great unifi...

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讓老師瞪眼的回答

7月 3, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Software-defined networking (SDN) news and technology information -- SearchSDN.com讓老師瞪眼的回答 老師：「一隻盒子有幾條邊？」學生：「兩條邊～裡邊和外邊。」 ＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊ 老師：「你的題為《搶救親人》的作文怎麼連一個標點符號也沒有？」學生：「那麼急的事怎麼能停頓呢？」 ＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊Stay up-to-date with the latest on software-defined networks, including SDN news and tips on technology topics like SDN architecture, network virtualization, SDN and OpenFlow standards, SDN applications and more....

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