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流行順口溜之男人篇

3月 27, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Small office/home office - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia流行順口溜之男人篇1. 今昔過去是：黑米飯，南瓜湯，老婆一個，孩子一幫；如今是：白米飯，王八湯，孩子一個，老婆一幫。2. 男人四大希望家裏有個做飯的，辦公室有個好看的，身邊有個犯賤的，遠方有個想念的。3. 天下哥們四鐵一鐵是一起同過窗，二鐵是一起扛過槍，三鐵是一起嫖過娼，四鐵是一起分過贓。5. 男人Small office/home office (or single office/home office; SOHO) refers to the category of business or cottage industry that involves from 1 to 10 workers. Before the 19th century, and the spread of the industrial revolution around the globe, nearly all offi...

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預測天氣的最新儀器

3月 27, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Home Office - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia我去參觀氣象站，看到許多預測天氣的最新儀器。參觀完畢，我問站長：「你說有百分之七十五的機會下雨時，是怎樣計算出來的？」站長不必多想便答道：「那就是說，我們這裏有四個人，其中三個認為會下雨。」侄兒是郵差，有次到一家住宅送信，一條狗迎面跑來不停地向他狂吠。那家人不在家，隔壁的婦人打開窗戶喊道：「想知道怎The Home Office (HO) is a ministerial department of the Government of the United Kingdom, responsible for immigration, security, and law and order. As such it is responsible for the police, UK Visas and Immigration, and the Security Service (MI5). It is a...

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經典課堂笑話

3月 27, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

PARAGON Software Group - partition manager, drive backup, hard disk partitioning第一個:高中時全校必須穿校服，有一復讀的學生從來都不穿。管這方面的老師天天蹲在門口檢查。一日，老師看到此同學沒穿校服，問其為什麼不穿。此同學大怒，曰：我媽又沒死，為什麼要穿孝服？第二個:一個美術老師小有名氣，某報上有較大篇幅報道，並附照片，於是在課上自吹：“最近總有同學和我說，老師你真行Paragon Software Group delivers solutions for hard disk management, partitioning, drive backup ... Paragon Software Group Corporation 15615 Alton Parkway, Suite 400, Irvine, CA 92618 Tel: 1-888-347-5462, 1-888-DISK-IMAGE (for enterprise sales)...

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死鬼老公的E-mail

3月 27, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Home Office - GOV.UK【精選笑話】死鬼老公的E-mail在台北的一對夫妻，計劃利用春假到墾丁渡假。老公因為公務出勤，先行南下高雄，公務結束，就在附近訂房，等老婆前來。老公一住進旅館，便用Notebook，寄了封E-mail給太太粗心的老公在收件人住址欄少打了一個字母這封電子信陰錯陽差的， 送到一位剛為他先生辦完喪禮的婦人The Home Office is the government department responsible for immigration, counter-terrorism, police, drugs policy, and related science and research....

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LOVE 是甚麼

3月 27, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

The Best Anti Virus Protection for Windows & Android | VIPRE Antivirus一日，獨立自信的女人越過沙漠和曠野，來到上帝面前，問：「主啊！甚麼是『愛』？」作嬉皮士打扮的上帝，輕吐出含有大麻的煙圈說：「愛，就是LOVE。」女人又問：「LOVE 是甚麼？」上帝說：「LOVE 就是 L-O-V-E。 L 是指 Laughter(歡笑)，與愛人一起，如果不快樂的話，又怎算是愛？ OVIPRE Antivirus is the best anti virus protection that doesn't slow down your PC. Defend your data with the leading antivirus software and Internet security today. ... The Best Antivirus Protection from Today's Online Threats VIPRE Internet Security 2015 ...

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找游泳褲

3月 27, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Home Servers and Small Office NAS Systems Product Brief    大象和老鼠去游泳。老鼠在海灘邊的衣服堆裡翻來倒去地找它的游泳褲，而大象已經在水裡玩耍了。 上來，上來！老鼠喊著。 大象納悶地從水中伸出頭來並搖搖擺擺地朝著老鼠走上岸：你叫我上來干什麼呀？ 哎~，我只是看看你是否穿了我的游泳褲！     Product Brief: Intel® Atom processor delivers amazing capabilities to consumers who want to access and share their digital lives, at home or away. ... Home Servers and Small Office NAS Systems Product Brief Product Overview Available for home servers and ...

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