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聽醫生的話

5月 22, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Sony - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有一個病人再洗澡時發現他的龜頭竟然是紫色的結果就去給醫生看啦~醫生說:[根據我多年來的經驗，這一定是你染了性病，不切除掉不行!!!]病人覺得很無奈 也只好聽醫生的話 把龜頭切除。過了幾個月病人又發現他的睪丸也變得紫色了，又去找之前那一位醫生醫生就很確定的說:[根據我多年來的經驗，又是你染了性病，不切Sony Corporation (ソニー株式会社, Sonī Kabushiki Gaisha?), commonly referred to as Sony, is a Japanese multinational conglomerate corporation headquartered in Kōnan Minato, Tokyo, Japan.[3] Its diversified business is primarily focused on the electronics (TV, ga...

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誠實的神父

5月 22, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Sony Corp (ADR): NYSE:SNE quotes & news - Google Finance一個穿著華麗的婦人剛從瑞士回國。她發覺她身旁坐著一位很親切的牧師。她問："對不起，神父，可以要求你幫個忙嗎？""當然可以，孩子。我可以做什麼？""是這樣的， 我買了一部先進的除毛器，十分的昂貴。而且我的行李已經達到最高的稅限，我怕海關人員會充公我這東西。你可以幫我藏入你的聖袍裡面？""當然可以，孩子Get detailed financial information on Sony Corp (ADR) (NYSE:SNE) including real-time stock quotes, historical charts & financial news, all for free! ... SONY CORPORATION is engaged in the operation of imaging products and solution (IP&S), game, mobile ......

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鳥語

5月 22, 2013

林若綠

kuso

Sony Home & Consumer Electronics : Sony Australia我家有一隻很會講話的鳥最近跟牠講話都會被牠佔便宜我說:媽~~(我在叫我媽)鄭鴨鴨說:幹嘛?我說:鄭鴨鴨，過來!鄭鴨鴨:幹嘛?我說:放飼料啦!鄭鴨鴨:謝謝喔!鄭鴨鴨:麻~~~~~~~~我媽:幹嘛?鄭鴨鴨:你快點來啦!我媽:幹嘛?鄭鴨鴨:你是ㄇㄟ來某?(我媽不理牠)鄭鴨鴨:你你你你你你你.......快Sony Australia website for electronic products: LCD & LED TVs, laptops, tablets, smart phones, DSLR & compact digital cameras, headphones and home entertainment systems. Anything you can imagine, you can make real....

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暴笑口誤新春版

5月 22, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

Sony Mobile Communications - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia1 同事問我：克林頓的老婆是希拉克嗎?2 有一次我向人借錢，本來想說的是”等我取了錢就還你”說成”等我有了錢就取你”汗3 同學叫於京波，一日來信，宿捨門衛在宿捨門口大叫：乾涼皮、乾涼皮的信！4 我們語文老師：請大家把書翻到120塊錢全班皆暈，後這位老師Sony Mobile Communications Inc. (formerly Sony Ericsson) is a multinational mobile phone manufacturing company jointly headquartered in Tokyo, Japan, and Lund, Sweden, and is a wholly owned subsidiary of Sony Corporation. It was founded on October 1, 2001...

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被人罵時竟然回罵的如此淡定

5月 22, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Sony Music Entertainment - Official Site1、A：SB！ B：你在做自我介紹嗎？ 2、A：你看個P啊！ B：我看你呢。 3、同學對話 A：How are you? B：Fine,fuck you. 4、兩個BH同學對話如下： A：你以迅雷不及掩耳盜鈴兒響叮當仁不讓世界充滿愛無止境然跟我說這種話？ B：你塞翁失馬失前啼笑皆非短流長使英雄淚滿襟Vai's first release under the new SONY/Legacy agreement will be Stillness In Motion - Vai Live in L.A., a spectacular performance recorded October 12, 2012 at Club Nokia in Los Angeles. Available in 2CD and 2DVD configurations, Stillness In Motion revisit...

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什麼人說什麼話

5月 22, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Sony planning limited release of 'The Interview' - Dec. 23, 2014心中有一句而說一百句的是文學家，這叫文采； 心中有一句而說十句的是教授， 這叫學問；心中有一句而說一句的是律師， 這叫謹慎；說一句留一句的是外交家， 這叫嚴謹；心中有十句而說一句的是政治家， 這叫心計；有一百句而只說一句是出家人， 這叫玄機；Wednesday morning update: our newest story about "The Interview" release is over here. Original Tuesday story: "The Interview" is not over, after all. Despite threats from hackers, Sony (SNE) Pictures is making the controversial Seth Rogen comedy availabl...

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