sos abba lyrics

世界上最大威力的一句話

7月 25, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

ABBA - SOS LYRICS[一般] 世界上最大威力的一句話 60多年前，一個朋友給我講了一個笑話，把我笑翻了，後來由於肚子太疼進了醫院。醫生給我做手術前，問我 ?什麼笑成這樣，我就講給他聽。他聽後狂笑不止，最後竟然笑死了。我被送上了法庭。法官讓我把那個笑話講出來，由陪審團判定是否與過失殺人的事實要件符合，我要求簽訂免責合同。ABBA - SOS Lyrics. Where are those happy days? They seem so hard to find I tried to reach for you but you have closed your mind Whatever happened to our love,...

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神父笑話合集

7月 25, 2013

何海丹

kuso

ABBA LYRICS - S. O. S. - AZLyrics - Song Lyrics from A to Z有一個滿身酒氣的醉漢上了一班公共汽車，他坐在一個神父旁邊。那個醉漢的襯衫很髒，他的臉上有女人的亮紅唇印，口袋裏還放了空酒瓶，他拿出他的報紙閱讀，過了一會兒，他問神父說：「神父，得關節炎的原因是什麼？」「這位先生，它是因為浪費生命、和妓女鬼混、酗酒和不自重所引起的。」神父如是說。「噢，原來如此！」醉漢Lyrics to "S. O. S." song by ABBA: Where are those happy days, they seem so hard to find I tried to reach for you, but you have closed... ... Where are those happy days, they seem so hard to find I tried to reach for you, but you have closed your mind Wha...

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三隻小豬

7月 25, 2013

張千梅

kuso

SOS LYRICS - ABBA從前從前有三隻小豬，分別住在三個小屋裡。有一天，來了一隻大野狼，似乎有什麼不良的企圖。於是……大野狼首先來到了老大的家。大野狼說：哈哈，你以為鎖上了門就有用嗎？呼~~呼~~呼~~~~~老大的草屋根本就經不起大野狼的毒氣吹息而倒了。老大怕極了，跑丫~~跑丫~~，跑到了老二的"SOS" Lyrics by Abba: Where are those happy days, they seem so hard to find I tried to reach for you, but you have closed your... ... Where are those happy days, they seem so hard to find I tried to reach for you, but you have closed your mind. Whatever ....

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夫妻生活妙語錄

7月 25, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Abba- S.O.S. lyrics - YouTube夫妻生活妙語錄【吃飯篇】老公：「晚上想吃甚麼？」我：「都可以啊，沒有特別想吃的」老公：「給你選好了！」﹝我停在路邊想了五分鐘後﹞我：「不然就隨便吃個麥當勞好了」老公：「可是…我比較想吃牛排ㄝ」我：「……」﹝O.S.那你就直說嘛！還讓我想這麼久幹嘛？﹞【點餐篇S.O.S. by abba with lyrics sorry about the lyrics not lining up with the song. it was fine when I first uploaded it to youtube, and after a couple years it got messed up, not sure how but... i apologize....

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polo隊長

7月 25, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

ABBA Song Lyrics | MetroLyrics有一個人去逛街，看到某個地攤賣得都是polo的衣服，他看一看覺得還不錯，就問老闆：「這是真的還是假的。」老闆：「當然是真的。」那人在衣服堆中翻半天，發現一件衣服上的mark是把球棍舉起的，他就問老闆，老闆回說：「那是隊長啦！是我特地去工廠找的耶！一百件中才有一件喔！」筱雅是一個人見人愛的國小一年級學View ABBA song lyrics by popularity along with songs featured in, albums, videos and song meanings. We have 16 albums and 178 song lyrics in our database. ... View All Music News Born In The USA: Songs To Celebrate The Fourth Of July Happy Canada Day ......

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幼年情景歷歷在目

7月 25, 2013

謝半松

kuso

ABBA LYRICS中年夫婦談起兩個兒子長得真快，幼年情景歷歷在目。然後他們聽到浴室裏的幼子沖完了淋浴，傳來洗臉盆的流水聲。妻子說：“你聽，還在玩水呢，就像小時候一樣，到底還是小孩子。”兒子步出浴室時，他父親問：“你剛才在玩水吧？”“不，”他答：&Features All ABBA Song Lyrics and ABBA Discography, as well as Band Biography and User Reviews. ... ABBA was a pop music group formed in Sweden in 1972. The band consisted of Anni-Frid Lyngstad, Björn Ulvaeus, Benny Andersson and Agnetha Faltskog....

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