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為人民服務

7月 22, 2013

葉迎蓮

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KUSA - Official Site為人民服務 為人民服務的越來越少了，為人民幣服務的越來越多了； 挽著奶奶過馬路的越來越少了，挽著二奶過馬路的越來越多了； 日記裏寫幫過幾次忙的越來越少了，日記裏寫上過幾次床的越來越多了！ 以前是紅米飯南瓜湯，老婆一個，孩子一幫。現如今是白米飯王八湯，孩子一個，9NEWS offers breaking news, local headlines, weather and sports, along with national and world news. KUSA-TV is the number one local news source in Colorado. Backed by the strongest news gathering team in the business, an affiliation with NBC, a partnersh...

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打瞌睡

7月 22, 2013

蔡若藍

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Extreme Sports Channel - Official Site有個學生上課打瞌睡,被老師發現.老師問:[為什麼上課打瞌睡?]學生:[我是在養精蓄銳.]老師:[為什麼猛點頭?]學生:[因為老師說的頭頭是道!]老師:[為什麼還流口水呢?]學生:[因為老師說的津津有味嘛!]老師:「...」Extreme Sports Channel is Skate, Surf, Snow, BMX, FMX and Mountain Bike action. Get videos, live events, shows, films and news from the world of action sports. ... At extreme.com we along with most other modern websites use small files called 'cookies' to...

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便當袋 XD

7月 22, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Sports.com某在XX小學的午餐時間...噹噹噹噹~『訓導處報告、訓導處報告，訓導處有一只遺失的便當袋，便當袋上有一隻黃色松鼠的圖案，請有遺失的同學來訓導處認領』噹噹噹噹~(約過了20秒)噹噹噹噹~『訓導處更正、訓導處更正，是皮卡丘』噹噹噹噹~相信大家對白雪公主的故事都不陌生更不用說裡面那面會說話的魔鏡了這天..RECENT SPORTS NEWS Jaguars placing Robinson on injured reserve with foot sprain December 10, 2014 JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) - Denard Robinson's season is over. AP sources: Astros add relievers Gregerson, Neshek December 10, 2014 SAN DIEGO (AP ......

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考迪克森片語

7月 22, 2013

小安

kuso

Channel News Asia (Singapore)話說有一次期中考，有五題是考迪克森片語，大家背得很熟，可是卻有一題怎麼也想不起來～ 題目是這樣的： John and Mary make ˍˍˍ after their quarreling. 考完後，大家一臉詭異的笑容都不說甚麼～幾天後，老師改完考卷面有難色的走進來說TV channel in English, covering political, social, environmental and economic issues in the region. Owned by MediaCorp News....

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英語中的"I"

7月 22, 2013

連元柳

kuso

KAKE - Official Site有一個老外為了學好漢語，不遠萬里，來到中國，拜師于一位國學教授門下。第一天老外想挑一個簡單詞彙學習，便向老師請教英語"I"在漢語中應該如何說。老師解釋道：中國是一個官本位國家，當你處在不同的級別、地位，"I"也有不同的變化，就象你們英語中的形容詞有原級、比較級、最高級一樣。比如，你剛來中國，沒有地位KAKE News - On Your Side | Breaking Kansas News, Weather and Sports | Wichita | KAKEland ... Keeping your family healthy! Providing Families a "Home Away from Home" Make your home improvement dreams a reality! Change a Life Orthodontics with a ......

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MSN 打字要注意

7月 22, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

WBKO - Official SiteMSN 打字要注意 (好笑~) MSN真是偉大的發明之一，舉凡工作..交報告..開會..甚至把妹都會用到的最佳利器..不過注音輸入..要小心跟記得選字啊... 像是.. 1. (跟好久不見的朋友問候..) A： 進來好嗎? B： ...進去Click Here to access the online Public Inspection File Viewers with disabilities can get assistance accessing this station's FCC Public Inspection File by contacting the station with the information listed below. Questions or concerns relating to the acce...

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