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台灣多的是

3月 22, 2013

王采安

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Airport & Aviation Services (Sri Lanka) Limited☆ 台灣多的是 一列火車上，坐著一位泰國人、一位韓國人， 一位台灣教授以及一個台灣大學生。途中，泰國人拿出幾顆榴槤分給大家吃，然後將剩下幾顆往窗外丟。「你這樣不是太浪費了嗎？」台灣教授問 「泰國有的是! 榴槤… 」泰國人驕傲地說：「我們根本吃不完。」不多久The Official Website of Airport & Aviation Services in Sri Lanka ... Security for Carry-Ons 3-1-1 for carry-ons = 3 ounce bottle or less (by volume); 1 quart-sized, clear, plastic, zip-top bag; 1 bag per passenger placed in screening bin....

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我可以等

3月 20, 2013

郭靖萍

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Hello, Welcome to Sri Lanka Airport! - Sri Lanka Airport八歲的小明想要一部電腦他爸爸帶著他看遍一每一家電腦商店的櫥窗後,小明指著最貴的一部說:「我要這一部.」爸爸吃驚的說:「爸爸得工作整整一個月才能買下它.」小明說:「不要緊,我可以等一個月」Welcome to Colombo Airport (CMB). We’ve got everything you need for travelling to, from and through Sri Lanka Airport. Click on blue button for Arrival Flights information and green button for Departure Flights information. Getting Here and Around Check o...

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放屁

3月 20, 2013

林若綠

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Sri Lanka Tourism - The Official Website of Sri Lanka Tourism美麗的某小姐有一個不太好的習慣,就是喜歡放屁。  一天,這位小姐要搭公車上班,  身邊照例有數位熱情的追求者尾隨在她後面,  上了車沒多久,小姐的老毛病就忍不住犯了,  身邊一位男士很機警馬上大聲說"是我放的"  可是沒過多久,小姐又暗奈不住的"噗~Find travel ideas for planning your holiday to Sri Lanka. Discover things to see and do, places to stay and more.. This is the official site of Sri Lanka Tourism.....

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我愛你

3月 20, 2013

謝語竹

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Sri Lanka - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia一群忘年之交的男人在喝酒，有人突發奇想，相約給各自老婆發個簡訊，寫到「我愛你！」看看各年齡段的女人的反應，果然結果大不一樣。20來歲的女人回復→「我也愛你！」30來歲的女人回復→「酒喝多了吧？」40來歲的女人回復→「你沒病吧？」50來歲的女人回復→「發錯人了吧The pre-history of Sri Lanka goes back 125,000 years and possibly even as far back as 500,000 years. [25] The era spans the Palaeolithic, Mesolithic and early Iron Ages. Among the Paleolithic human settlements discovered in Sri Lanka, Pahiyangala (named a...

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招募間諜

3月 20, 2013

王妙萱

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Holidays in Sri Lanka - Best Variety of Hotels and Tours. 美國中央情報局需要一個高級刺客，前來應聘者須經受一系列的考驗。經過層層篩選，最後剩下了兩男一女３名人選，最終考驗確定誰最心狠手辣。主考官將第一名男子帶到一扇門前，交給他一把槍說：「我們必須確信你能在任何情形下服從命令。你的妻子就坐在裏面，進去用這把槍殺死她。」這名男子滿臉驚恐地問：「我怎能殺死我的Make your holiday the best in Sri Lanka by choosing over 200 top rated budget and luxury hotels and exciting tour packages. Lowest rates guaranteed. ... Sri Lanka... an island with mysterious beauty in every corner, rich in History and filled with exotic ...

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超難伺候的表弟

3月 20, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Sri Lanka Cab | Sri Lanka Airport Transfer | Colombo Airport Taxi Colombo Airport Transfers表弟從美國回來 變的不愛吃飯 然後就有狠多借口不吃飯剛纔叫他吃晚飯他就來了一套丫頭：弟 來吃肉肉弟弟：這是給狗狗吃的 給狗狗吃的為什麼給我吃丫頭：這個人也可以吃啊弟弟：那你不要吃 我要給狗狗吃丫頭：.....過後我給他吃薯片丫頭：弟 來吃薯片弟弟：我先給狗狗吃他拿了一片薯片給狗狗 可是狗狗不吃丫頭：Colombo Airport Transfer is Sri Lanka Cab Serices in Colombo Air provide Airport Transfers by Airport Taxi, Group Minibus, Shuttle, Coach or Mini Cab to Sri Lanka Airport to any Hotel Pickup / Drop & Destination across Sri Lanka...

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