star of america bloomington

一時喝醉

4月 16, 2013

王映夏

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Star of America | We're Going Places        長得又胖又安全的中年婦人，跑到交通警察面前說：「有個無聊男子一直在後面跟蹤我。」 警察對中年婦人打量了一下，「我想他可能一時喝醉了，等一下就沒事了！」     Provides charter buses and motorcoach services to the Midwestern USA....

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匿名信

4月 16, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Bloomington Schedule | Star of America          小明暗戀隔離班的一個女孩，有一天，他終於鼓起勇氣，寫了一封匿名信偷偷地放入她的書包， 小強就問小明︰「她的反應怎樣？」  小明︰「她很激動。」  小強︰「哦，那很好嘛，接下來呢？」  小明︰「後來她就NOTICE — Effective February 1, 2014 Bloomington passengers will arrive and depart from Zone 1 in the Ground Transportation Center. Directional signs can be found at the airport. On the Bloomington to Indianapolis route we have 9 daily departures. Blooming...

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帳單

4月 16, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Star of America | Star of America Shuttle Service      老羅口齒不清地對侍者說:"我想我是喝多了,請給我一點什麼能醒酒的東西"  侍者說:"好的,我這就去拿帳單"     Welcome to SOAShuttle.com For the most frequent departures from Indy Airport at the best rates you need to ride with Star of America. More about our routes and schedules. >> Save up to $6 per journey. Fast, convenient. Try it now and secure your seat....

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生活趣事

4月 16, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

Bloomington prosecutor not backing down on Mall of America protesters | Star Tribune    加油站篇 有一次我和一個資管系的朋友去加油 他當時正在寫程式,滿腦子都是電腦 加油站人員:『您好,請問您是95還是98？』 我朋友：『不是,我是用2000』      Protestors at the Mall of America in Bloomington, Minn., on Saturday,... Aaron Lavinsky, Star Tribune more from west metro Off-duty McLeod County deputy, Norwood Young America man from April 17 shooting identified Police chase in Edina backs up morning .....

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薄餅

4月 16, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

Protesters say e-mails show 'disturbing' coordination between Bloomington and Mall of America | Star          不良醫生對ㄚ龜說：你患了一種很奇特的傳染病，我們院方不得不要將你跟其他的病人隔離。  ㄚ龜：這麼嚴重啊！  不良醫生：放心！我們除了決定將你送入隔離的加護病房外，我們還會定時送薄餅給你吃的！  ㄚ龜：As 11 Mall of America protesters prepare to make their first court appearance on Tuesday, the group Black Lives Matter released e-mails that it said revealed “disturbing levels of coordination” between Mall of America and city of Bloomington attorneys in ...

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奶瓶餵大

4月 16, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Mall of America - Official Site      動物園管理員對遊客說：「不必害怕，這頭獅子非常溫馴，牠是用奶瓶餵大的。」  遊客：「我也是用奶瓶餵大的，但是我現在也喜歡吃肉。」     Official web site of the Mall of America. More than 400 stores, employing close to 12,000 people. Between 35 to 40 million visits yearly, with visitors spending an average of three hours in the Mall....

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