summit 2013

幫夫守財運先幫打手槍 哈 哈

8月 7, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

World Domination Summit年輕時，和女友交往才半年，就遇到春節。春節是團聚的日子，同時也是「非家人」分離的日子，小情侶們一年就這幾天不能在一起。於是我和她約好，大年初一早上，在一家旅館約會。「去哪？」父母問，「沒什麼，去廟裡祈福，我和關聖帝君約好了，這是唐代古禮，沒去請安的話，我怕會一整年走路跛腳。」我趕緊找藉口溜出去。初一WDS is a worldwide gathering of remarkable people. Every summer we meet in Portland, Oregon for a weeklong experience focused on community, adventure, and service. Story Schedule Headquarters Foundation Academies Register! The Revolution Returns In:...

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公雞為什麼要過馬路

8月 9, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

HT Leadership Summit - 2013公雞為什麼要過馬路柏拉圖：「為了追求更高的善。」亞里斯多德：「為了發揮潛能。」維根斯坦：「『穿過』的可能性被包含在『雞』跟『馬路』這兩個對象當中，而環境使得此一潛在可能性實現。」（奧利地哲學家）愛因斯坦：「公雞真的過馬路嗎？你們是否考慮到，也許是牠腳下的馬路在移動？」「究竟是雞過馬路，或是馬路過雞，Anoushka Shankar Sitar player and composer Anoushka Shankar is one of the leading figures of world music today. In her twenties, as a composer she explored the crossover between Indian music and a variety of genres including flamenco, jazz and Western ......

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one-two-three！

8月 6, 2013

何憶青

kuso

AOPA Aviation Summit: - General Aviation's largest, most influential association in the world這是發生在一個兒童美語班的故事... 某天班主任正在翻閱最近才報名的新生資料時，發現一位小朋友的家長姓名欄沒有填，於是他把這個小朋友找來， 很和氣的問他說：小朋友，你沒有填媽媽的名字喔！你媽媽叫做什麼名字ㄚ？ 這個小朋友用很可愛的鼻音說：one-two-three！&nSign up to Volunteer at AOPA Aviation Summit AOPA needs volunteers to help with the parking of 1,000-plus attendee arrival aircraft, directing ground transportation, and ... Don’t miss your only chance in 2013 to connect with general aviation’s best exper...

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補教界英語名師

8月 6, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Affiliate Summit Marketing Conference某日，一位名聞全國的補教界英語名師在課堂上誇下海口，憑我的造詣，沒有什麼成語不知道的，就連中國成語也難不倒我！於是同學紛紛發問…甲：Ｐｅｏｐｌｅ ｍｏｕｎｔａｉｎ ｐｅｏｐｌｅ ｓｅａ！師：小 ｃａｓｅ，“人山人海”！乙：Ｔｈｒｅｅ ｈｅａｒｔ ｔｗｏ ｍｅａｎAffiliate Summit is the premier affiliate marketing conference. ... Affiliate Summit, the premier affiliate marketing conference, was founded by Missy Ward and Shawn Collins in 2003 for the purpose of providing educational sessions on the latest industry ...

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程式設計師與妓女

8月 6, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

AMEC International Summit -程式設計師與妓女： ‧一樣是靠出賣身體為生 ‧吃青春飯，人老珠黃肯定混不下去 ‧越高級收入越高，當然中間人的抽頭會更高 ‧生活沒有規律以夜生活為主，如果需要，淩晨也要加班 ‧名聲越大，越容易受到青睞 ‧必須盡最大可能滿足客戶各種各樣非正常的GOODBYE AMSTERDAM – YOU WERE A GREAT HOST CITY A record number of delegates attended the 6th International Summit in Amsterdam – “Upping the Game – From Measurement to Insights.” Our plenary speakers included Ambassador Kolinda Grabar ......

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不怕老婆的站右邊

8月 6, 2013

林若綠

kuso

World Future Energy Summit 2014 | 20 - 22 January 2014 | Abu Dhabi老婆萬歲！！--------------------------------------------------------------------------------不怕老婆的站右邊某大公司的主管十分怕老婆，但很想知道是不是每個男人都一樣？於是，有一天，集合公司內所有已婚男士說：「覺得自己怕老Welcome to WFES The World Future Energy Summit (WFES) is the world’s foremost event dedicated to renewable energies, energy efficiency and clean technologies. Held under the patronage of His Highness Sheikh Mohammed Bin Zayed Al Nahyan, Crown ......

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