sweet pool im in blue

這幾天工作一直很不順利

6月 4, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Sweet potato - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia老闆很機車 同事又找碴 就連室友也是搞了一堆爛攤子 要我收拾心裡一堆委屈沒處發洩想著想著眼淚就撲簌簌的流下來心想最近很久沒跟老爸講電話談心了於是就拿起手機撥給老爸一邊哭著 一邊等著老爸接起來時要跟老爸訴訴苦.....(接通後)我：「爸～～～(哭腔)」我爸：「啪！！(掛上電話)」我：「........The sweet potato (Ipomoea batatas) is a dicotyledonous plant that belongs to the family Convolvulaceae. Its large, starchy, sweet-tasting, tuberous roots are a root vegetable.[1][2] The young leaves and shoots are sometimes eaten as greens. Ipomoea batata...

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[大哭] 我不是色狼

6月 4, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Blue Diamond Breeding 603-529-4263 - Home Sweet Home今天小弟如往常一樣去補習大樓裡的電梯依然擁擠電梯內站(貼)在我面前的是一位穿熱褲的小姐(不正 別跟我要圖)就在電梯到達7F了之時 電梯門打開了我前面的熱褲小姐突然衝了出去伴隨一聲尖叫 並摸著大腿看著我突然間我感受到許多不善的眼神 大家逐漸將我圍起來 似乎是打算不讓我離開**同電梯女性的眼神:幹 你這We breed silver and charcoal labrador puppies (the AKC registers silvers as chocolates and charcoals as blacks) and we are located in New Hampshire (NH). At Blue Diamond Breeding we provide high quality service and customer satisfaction - we will do every...

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個小朋友分一個蛋糕，只准切三刀，要怎樣才能平分？

6月 4, 2013

小安

kuso

Sweet Eye Candy Creations老師問小朋友5個小朋友分一個蛋糕，只准切三刀，要怎樣才能平分？一堆小朋友搶著說把蛋糕切成三等份，正好三刀~正當老師準備公佈答案時艋舺的和尚同學，突然天外飛來一語：一刀砍死一個小朋友，剩兩刀把蛋糕切成四等份~~~~老師.....無言Hi Friends! After a SUPER long creative hiatus I'm finally able to enjoy my studio and start creating whimsical magic again! I wasn't sure what I wanted to tackle first. There's a long list of things Im inspired to create. However, one of my most favorite...

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怕老婆的男人

6月 4, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

My Sweet Lord - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia某大公司的主管平日十分怕老婆，也很好奇是不是每一個男人都是如此...於是找一天集合公司內所有已婚男士站在他前面問道：「現在，覺得自己平日怕太太的人站到我左邊，覺得自己平日不怕太太的人站到我右邊。」語罷，只見一陣騷動，眾人皆往左邊站，只有一人站到右邊，還有兩人站在原地不動。他首先問第一個站在原地不動的"My Sweet Lord" is a song by English musician and former Beatle George Harrison that was released in November 1970 on his triple album All Things Must Pass. Also issued as a single, Harrison's first as a solo artist, "My Sweet Lord" topped charts worldwid...

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山裏人與酒店小姐的對話，太好笑了！

6月 4, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Endless Pools - Official Site山裏人與酒店小姐的對話，太好笑了！山裏人：喂.小姐，饃多少錢？ 服務員：摸，100！山裏人：下麵呢？服務員：下面200！山裏人：我暈！不是吧！那水餃呢？服務員：睡覺，400！山裏人：一碗400 ?! 服務員：不，一晚800！山裏人：我倒！這麼貴！為什麼一碗要800 ? Swim whenever you like on your own schedule at your own perfect pace. No traveling, no crowded pools, no heavy chlorine. Just your own precision engineered swimming pool,where you swim or exercise against a smooth current that's fully adjustable to any sp...

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拿著牙刷

6月 10, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Blue Lagoon Geothermal Spa in Iceland爸: 我的好孩子你拿著牙刷在幹甚麼?子: 沒有啦！只是擦屁屁時候，便便走進了指界隙縫而已......爸: 那好像是我的牙刷耶......子: 是呀!爸: 那麼只是今天的事嗎?子: 才不是啦......最近學擦屁屁經常都會這樣，已經一個星期多了。Welcome to Blue Lagoon Iceland. Set in the pure heart of the Icelandic landscape, Blue Lagoon offers a complete spa experience. ... Book your ticket Plan Your Visit Prices Choose the entrance tickets that best suit your travel plans Opening Hours Learn ab...

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