sydney best cafe 2014

男與女

6月 3, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Cafe Sydney | www.cafesydney.com男與女男與女 I男：交往這麼久了，咱們...同居吧！女：我爸媽不會原諒我的。男：如果我們結婚呢？女：我不會原諒我自己的。男與女 II甲女：我上次暗示男朋友說，女人喜歡能長久保存東西。結果第二天我就得到一枚鑽戒， 妳也可以對男朋友如法炮製呀！乙女：這方法我早用過了，結果第二天我收到一包防腐劑。男與女 WELCOME TO CAFE SYDNEY Cafe Sydney captures the essence of Sydney from its amazing location on the rooftop of Customs House with spectacular harbour views, delicious food, an outdoor terrace, cocktail lounge and a relaxed, contemporary interior....

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到底走私什麼？

6月 3, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Best cafe - Sydney Food Awards 2014 - Restaurants - Time Out Sydney有一個守衛負責在瑞士和奧地利交界處巡守。有一天來了一個奧地利人騎著腳踏車要通過崗哨。他的腳踏車前面裝了滿滿一籃沙子，要是換做別的守衛，大概揮揮手就放他過去；但是碰到這位守衛可沒那麼簡單。他直覺奧地利人一定在走私，於是拿出一把耙子，仔細翻檢沙子裡究竟藏了什麼東西。可是他翻了老半天，什麼也沒找到，只好揮Time Out Sydney Pub Guide on sale now! The ultimate bible to eating and drinking your way around Sydney's hallowed pub scene Subscribe to the Time Out Sydney newsletter The very best of what's happening in Sydney, straight to your inbox...

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幫你付一半

6月 3, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Sydney’s 9 Best New Cafes 2014 | The Urban List在百貨公司裡看到一對情侶..說了讓我在旁邊差點昏倒的話.. 女人看到喜歡的戒指，拉著男人過去看，看了一下子，男人問女人：「真的喜歡嗎 ? 」女人一直點頭..帶著懇求的眼神於是男人問店員：「請問，這個戒指多少錢呀 ? 」店員說：「打過折，$8888元 ~ 」男人本來要付錢的，這時候女人竟然說It is an exciting time on Sydney’s eating and drinking scene, with new cafes popping up left, right and centre. It can be difficult keeping up with all of Sydney’s happenings and so we have round up the best new cafes to hit our streets....

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第一次被歡呼..居然是這樣的情況

6月 3, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Two hostages, gunman dead in Sydney siege - CNN.com第一次被歡呼..居然是這樣的情況話說老子晚上去買芭樂..唉~~老子喜歡吃的是土芭樂..可是現在土芭樂好難買..騎到一個水果店..看到了"有機芭"樂..唉~~沒土芭樂..買個大的也好..重點來了..正當我挑芭樂挑的很爽的時候一對情侶走進店裡面..男的..恩~~算斯文..不過沒有我斯文啦..女的..恩~The deadly siege of a central Sydney cafe has ended but the investigation is just beginning. ... The gunman was identified as Man Haron Monis by an official with direct knowledge of the situation. According to his social media posts, the hostage-taker app...

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超潔白牙膏

6月 3, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

Five people flee from Sydney cafe amid hostage drama - CNN.com 最近牙膏出現了一個新品牌標榜著超強潔白功效 刷完後3分鐘立即見效 3分鐘後..立刻變得潔白溜溜!無效退2倍價錢許多民眾都躍躍欲試 買了就回家立刻刷刷看!~過了幾天後~當然要退錢的民眾都許多 但他們都有表示都有按照步驟使用牙膏刷牙 三分鐘後牙齒並沒有特別白但是牙膏公司的經理卻辯駁:我們的產品一項是說Five people have fled from a cafe in the heart of Sydney where a dramatic hostage taking is unfolding Monday. But an unknown number of people remain in the cafe, held by at least one armed hostage taker. Hundreds of police officers have shut down a usuall...

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你們知道畢業典禮該唱什麼歌嗎

6月 3, 2013

陳新白

kuso

Sydney siege: Police negotiate with Martin Place gunman, hours after hostages taken in Lindt cafe - 你們知道畢業典禮該唱什麼歌嗎??哈!!你知道畢業時最適合唱哪首歌嗎?答案絕對不是離歌也不是青青校樹更不是燭光不是朋友不是當我們同在一起....不是萍聚而是....伊比呀呀~~伊比伊比呀~~伊比呀呀伊比伊比呀呀~~.............聰明的你知道這是什麼原因嗎？！！因為...他畢業啊~~他畢業啊Police continue to negotiate with a gunman holding a number of people inside a central Sydney cafe, hours after five hostages ran from the building. ... "We have the best negotiators in the world and we are working through this methodically to make sure t...

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