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一個MM天蹦地裂分手信

10月 7, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Hawaii International Conference on System Sciences放棄我是你一生的錯，你現在也許沒感到。但是總有一天你會后悔！ 你真是個大壞蛋，我現在非常非常的恨你，恨不得沖到你家去殺你！ 非要真讓我生氣，罵你沒良心你才開心嗎？你真的不是普通的*貨！ 他XX的，我這輩子，再說一句愛你就天打雷劈,不得好死,萬劍穿心！ 就算只剩About HICSS Now in its 48th year, the Hawaii International Conference on System Sciences (HICSS) is one of the longest-standing continuously running scientific conferences. This conference brings together researchers in an aloha-friendly atmosphere conduc...

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我的九次相親

10月 7, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

WAS THAT SO HARD ??? | System Administration Tips & Tricks在京工作，一直沒有解決終身大事，于是在朋友們的安排下，一次又一次地相親。以下是俺和諸位美眉相見時的對話：    第一次美眉：“聽說你在北京混呀！”俺：“不是在北京混，是在北京工作！”美眉：“怎么著第一次見面就敢和我頂啊，System Administration Tips & Tricks ... Symptoms: XenApp users cannot connect to the server and this event is logged in the Event Viewer every 5 minutes. Resolution: Reinstall the XenApp WMI providers...

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圖都是啥？猜的出來嗎？

10月 7, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

NASA's Earth Observing System 虧我還努力的去辨認是哪個星球！EOS is the centerpiece of NASA's Earth Science Enterprise (ESE). Includes a science component and a data system supporting a coordinated series of polar-orbiting and low inclination satellites for long-term global observations of the land surface, biosphe...

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超級搞笑的結婚登記

10月 7, 2013

陳新白

kuso

Omniglot - the online encyclopedia of writing systems and languages宋玉和孟倩倩起早來到某區婚姻登記處，窗口里有兩個工作人員，一男一女。兩個人都是面色蒼白，臉上不停往下流汗。宋玉說：“我們登記。 ”男的沒抬頭，問：“你們登多少錢的記？”宋玉和孟倩倩疑惑不解。男的指指窗口玻璃上貼的一張紙。紙上寫著：一千元、五百元、一百元Guide to all major alphabets, syllabaries and other writing systems. Also includes information on languages and links to other online language resources....

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三個鬼比誰慘

10月 7, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Maxima - Official Site有一天他們在逛街的時候遇到了上帝！他們對上帝說，他們都死得很慘，希望讓他們上天堂！上帝很無奈地說，現在天堂的住戶太多，已經爆滿。但現在還有一個名額！你們 說吧，看誰死得最慘，就讓誰上天堂！  于是，第一個鬼開始說了……我生前是一個清潔工。工作很辛苦的！從早忙到晚Maxima is a fairly complete computer algebra system written in Lisp with an emphasis on symbolic computation. It is based on DOE-MACSYMA and licensed under the GPL free software license. Its abilities include symbolic integration, 3D plotting and solving ...

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堵得你沒話說

10月 7, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

NASA Podcasts | NASA老婆特愛吃水果，一次和老婆往家走，老婆非要買幾斤蘋果帶回去，我說別買了，家里不是 還有桔子么。老婆回了一句特噎人：“桔子能吃出蘋果味兒來么？！” 和同學走在街上，發現地上不知誰掉了一毛錢硬幣，同學把它拾起來，我笑他說：“丟不丟人 ？一毛錢你也撿。”同學NASA.gov brings you the latest images, videos and news from America's space agency. Get the latest updates on NASA missions, watch NASA TV live, and learn about our quest to reveal the unknown and benefit all humankind....

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