t ara day by day mv

母豬的規定

9月 12, 2013

張碧文

kuso

2009 MTV Video Music Awards | Highlights, Winners, Performers and Photos from the 2009 MTV VMAs母豬的規定 某局長到外地出差，辦完了公事之後，就要司機拉著他到處轉轉。轉的目的是要為老婆買點禮物。每次外出，局長都要為老婆買點禮物回去，幾年來已經成了一種習慣。 在一家時裝店裏，局長看中了一件女式睡衣，那睡衣的顏色是粉紅色的，很性感，360元。付了錢，局長才感到有些後悔。原因是營業員沒有開「辦公用品MTV promised the stars would align at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards, but they didn't warn us that those stars would go all super nova and explode among the New York City skyscrapers in a brilliant homecoming full of music, mayhem, and jaw-dropping ......

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重要的事

9月 12, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

BIGBANG - HARU HARU (하루하루) M/V - YouTube導遊帶領老公公老婆婆團到泰國玩到了泰國的某偏僻鄉下 導遊對大家宣佈說：「在這個地方打電話非常不方便，如果 你們沒有非常非常重要的事，就不要打電話回台灣，但如果 你真的有非常緊急的事情，你再來找我，我會幫你打」老公 公老婆婆們都應聲說好 結果隔天早上當3RD MINI ALBUM [STAND UP] NOW available on iTunes: http://smarturl.it/BigbangStandUp BIGBANG Products on eBay: http://stores.ebay.com/ygentertainment Released at YG-eShop: http://www.ygeshop.com For More Information @ http://www.facebook.com/bigbang http:...

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美麗的護士

9月 12, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

MTV - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia美麗的護士一個男生去醫院割包皮，手術前，給他剃毛的是位美麗的護士，這位男生經不起她來回的折騰，一陣寒顫後----，護士手上多了一堆***不透明的東西，她心裡不禁一陣生氣，決定找機會好好修理這個「心術不正」的傢伙----。手術後隔天，這位美麗的護士去病床探望他，微笑著問他說：好一點了嗎？男生說：已經好Several concepts for music video television programming had been around since the early 1960s. The Beatles had used music videos to promote their records starting in the mid-1960s. The creative use of music videos within their 1964 debut film A Hard Day's...

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通往天堂的鑰匙

9月 12, 2013

張碧文

kuso

T Ara Day By Day Mv - 影片搜尋三個人下了地獄，一個農夫，一個工人，一個妓女。 閻王問農夫：你生前做過什麼好事沒有？ 農夫說：我種了好多糧食，養活了好多人！ 閻王說好，就給了他一把金鑰匙，表示通往天堂的鑰匙。 然後閻王繼續問工人：你生前做過什麼好事沒有？ 工人說：我生產了好多東西給...

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你怎麼唸 "English"

9月 12, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Day in Pop Report - top pop music news stories of the day你怎麼唸 "English"宜蘭三星蔥農李大白小時侯把 English讀為"陰溝裡洗"，現在天天在水溝裡洗青蔥。桃園謝株養小時侯把 English 讀為 "閹割你去"，現在是大同種豬場董事長。李遠哲小時侯把 English 讀為"因果聯繫"，現在是國際聞名的科學家。林俊義小時侯把 English 讀(Radio.com) Miley Cyrus won't stop-she can't stop-just being Miley. But some parents are not okay with the tongue wagging and the twerking and the inflatable hot dog riding. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Miley's concert special, which aired over Ju...

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書名趣談

9月 12, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

MTV.ca - Watch full episodes of Teen Mom 2, Catfish: The TV Show, Real World, 1 Girl 5 Gays, Jersey 書名趣談一位中年人問年輕人：「你有看過金庸的小說嗎？」 年輕人說：「沒有，只有看過電視劇。」 中年人說：「那你知道金庸寫的十四部小說的書名的第一個字，串起來會成為一首詩：『飛雪連天射白鹿，笑書神俠倚碧鴛」嗎？」 年輕人說：「嗯…不知道，但是我有看羅琳（哈利Visit MTV.ca for TV shows, music videos, celebrity photos, news. Watch full episodes of Jersey Shore, Teen Mom, 1 Girl 5 Gays, 16 And Pregnant, MTV Live and more on MTV.ca Watch Full Episodes: Pretty Little Liars, Degrassi, Gossip Girl, Hard Times, New .....

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