t in the park line up

無言的相親

8月 6, 2013

何海丹

kuso

T in the Park - Official Site今天在NY Bagle工作剛剛恍神休息一下，沒想到聽到隔壁桌的對話滿臉坑疤阿宅 v.s 正妹輕熟女OL兩個人交換了名片後，就開始一連串無言的對談XD收錄如下~Part 1女：你玩遊戲嗎?男：玩阿，殺online女：那是啥?男：你不要走~~ (帶動作)女：囧......................To the best audience in the world, For over 23 years, T in the Park has been at the heart of Scotland’s music scene – with you, by our side. But for now, sadly, we need to take a break. We launched T in the Park with one aim: to give Scottish music fans a...

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我要導尿器

8月 6, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

T In The Park Line up 2016◇導 尿 器◇> 有一個女人到藥房．她對老闆說:「老闆．我要導尿器」> 於是．老闆就拿出各式各樣的導尿器．並且詳盡說明用法> > 最後．女人一臉疑惑的告訴老闆：> > 「老闆．我是說要 " 毒老鼠 " (台語)」> > ＊～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～＊T In The Park 2016 Lineup - find the latest lineup announcements for T In The Park right here, from the UK's Biggest Festival Guide ... Line up announced so far... Latest announcements BBC Introducing: The Van T’s Be Charlotte HQFU Making Monsters...

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印堂發黑

8月 6, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

T in the Park - Wikipedia有一個上班族。 有一天出門上班的時候，他在街上看到一個老太太。 很奇怪的，老太太的印堂居然發黑，上班族覺得很好奇，就跟著老太太後面。 沒想到老太太在過馬路的時候，被砂石車撞死了第二天，上班族又出門上班了。這次他在捷運站裡面看到一個面色蒼白的中年人， 印堂也跟老太太一樣發黑。上班族跟著中年人進了電車，T in the Park festival is a major Scottish music festival that has been held almost annually since 1994 (the event did not take place in 2017). ......

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女友胸部小

8月 6, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

T in the Park 2010 - Wikipedia女友胸部小，每次摸完後我都不斷搖頭哀嘆。 誰知她很得意的一挺胸脯：「都說『女人胸大無腦』，你看我多聰明呀！」 「是呀，你簡直聰明絕頂啊～」 鬱悶，再摸！ 她見我鬱悶，自己瞄了瞄，而後很沮喪問我「難道我的真的很小嗎？」 看她楚楚可憐的樣子，我很仗義地指T in the Park 2010 was a music festival that took place in Balado, Scotland from 8–11 July 2010. ... The line-up was billed to include 180 artists across eleven stages. A further 'Christmas sale' took place from 4 December 2009, with tickets made availabl...

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會死喔！會死喔！會死喔！會死喔！

8月 6, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

BBC - T in the Park 2009 - Line-up會死喔！會死喔！會死喔！會死喔！ 難道我的人生只能走到這一步嗎？難道我手上的生命線一直延伸到手背是 騙人的嗎？如果死了，死亡證明書上面是寫踩到河豚，那也太好笑了吧？ 我只聽過有人吃河豚中毒而死，還沒聽過踩到河豚死掉的！好吧，我承認 我有點嚇到了，可是我啥都沒帶Full line-up stage by stage of all the bands playing at T in the Park 2009. ... This page is best viewed in an up-to-date web browser with style sheets (CSS) enabled. While you will be able to view the content of this page in your current browser, you wil...

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神都無法拒絕的一句話

8月 6, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

T in the Park (@Tinthepark) | Twitter我對神說：讓我所有朋友永遠健康快樂~！神說：隻能四天~！我說：好春天、夏天、秋天、冬天。神說：三天。我說：好，昨天、今天、明天。神說：不行，兩天。我說：好，白天、黑天。神說：不行，就一天~！我說：好~！神茫然問到：哪一天？我說：在我文章推文的所有朋友生活著的每一天~！！神哭了…&helCheck out the latest Tweets from T in the Park (@Tinthepark) Skip to content Home Home Home, current page. Moments Moments Moments, current page. Search query Search Twitter Searches you follow Follow Following Unfollow Saved searches ......

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