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要炒飯又要吃雞

6月 11, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Gov. Scott Walker: ‘I don’t know’ whether Obama is a Christian - The Washington Post一群好友聚會,情侶和夫妻共有五對,恩恩愛愛,你儂我儂.大夥一起吃晚餐的時候,蛋炒飯上來了.小紅對男友說:「我要炒飯.」嗯……炒飯.於是,其他人用很曖昧的眼光看著這一對小情侶說:「嗯…炒飯,炒飯,炒飯.」小紅這時候發現自己的語病,就很不好意思的低下頭.過沒多久Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker, a prospective Republican presidential contender, said Saturday he does not know whether President Obama is a Christian. “I don’t know,” Walker said in an interview at the JW Marriott hotel in Washington, where he was attending...

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好友小榮

6月 11, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

‘Manspreading’ on New York Subways Is Target of New M.T.A. Campaign - The New York Times老公這天提早下班，他回到家，赫然看到老婆衣衫不整坐在桌上，而且喘息得很厲害… 老公緊張的問：「老婆，你怎麼了？」 老婆：「我剛剛心臟病發作，很難過，才會把衣服弄得這麼亂…」 老公馬上跑出去正準備去找醫生時，在門口遇到了兒子…&nThe viral video star Johnny T, from the Glove and Boots YouTube channel, talks to The New York Times about “manspreading,” the bane of many New York City subway riders. By Ashley Maas on Publish Date December 20, 2014....

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肇事者的自白

6月 10, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

C.R.A.F.T. - Creating Really Awesome Free Things阿德回到停車場之後赫然發現，他的高級轎車的頭燈被人撞壞了，而且還有嚴重的刮傷 ，想必肇事的車輛已經跑了，但還好他發現雨刷下壓著一張紙條，他趕緊看看紙條上的 訊息，或許不小心犯錯的人留下了聯繫方式。紙條上寫著：「很抱歉！我在倒車的時候 一不小心撞到你的車燈，現場目擊者看到我在留這張字條，都對我點頭微笑Creating Really Awesome Free Things ... I call these cookies, but don’t get crazy and think you are going to replace chocolate chip cookies with these healthy oatmeal cookies!...

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打魔獸

6月 11, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Molecular mimicry - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia今天在網咖玩魔獸，不遠處有兩個非主流在玩勁5，辟里啪啦的按鍵盤！我很不爽！ 於是，我也開始按鍵盤！我使勁的按！用力的按！按得比他們還快！比他們還響！ 他們不禁看了過來，我故意輕蔑地瞥了他們一眼！他們變了臉色，狠狠瞪了我一眼！我馬上回瞪過去！ 那兩人對視一眼也開始擊打鍵盤！聲響又超Molecular mimicry is defined as the theoretical possibility that sequence similarities between foreign and self-peptides are sufficient to result in the cross-activation of autoreactive T or B cells by pathogen-derived peptides. Despite the promiscuity of...

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免開刀 免住院可讓生殖器變大....

6月 11, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

There is a context to London's riots that can't be ignored | Nina Power | Comment is free | The Guar這是之前真實事件的一個 "詐騙案"台中縣一名吳姓男子看到報紙廣告，聲稱免開刀、免住院可讓生殖器「變大」，便匯款購買，結果貨到拆封竟是個xxx，他認為自己受騙，一狀告到縣府消費者服務中心，透過協調依消保法買賣未達七天可解除契約，才得以退貨還錢。縣府消保官黃xx說，這名吳姓男子日前至縣府消費者服務中心申Those condemning the events in north London and elsewhere would do well to take a step back and consider the bigger picture...

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好笑的酒桶

6月 11, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Cameron Russell: Looks aren't everything. Believe me, I'm a model. - YouTube某人耶誕節前夕買了一大桶好酒放在戶外。第二天他發現少了四分之一，便在酒桶上貼了 「不許偷酒」 四個字。第三天，酒又少了四分之一，他非常生氣又貼了 「偷酒者殺無赦」 六個字。第四天，酒還是被偷，只剩下了四分之一，他的肺都快氣炸了！他的一個朋友知道了此事，就對他說：「笨蛋！ 你不會在酒桶上貼上 『尿桶』Cameron Russell admits she won "a genetic lottery": she's tall, pretty and an underwear model. But don't judge her by her looks. In this fearless talk, she takes a wry look at the industry that had her looking highly seductive at barely 16-years-old. (Fil...

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