t-cho hdl

電腦設備笑話

8月 19, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

High-density lipoprotein - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia螢幕 說：我好慘阿， 每天給人看。 鍵盤 說：我更慘呢， 每天給人打。 滑鼠 說：我才慘呢， 每天給人摸。 主機 說：我更慘嘛？我每天給人按肚臍眼。 光碟機 說：我好慘，每天給人插。 軟碟機 說：我更慘，現在都沒人插我了。 ＵＳＢ隨身碟 ：High-density lipoprotein (HDL) is one of the five major groups of lipoproteins. Lipoproteins are complex particles composed of multiple proteins which transport all fat molecules (lipids) around the body within the water outside cells. They are typically ...

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三隻小豬

8月 19, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

How to Increase Your HDL Cholesterol Levels從前從前有三隻小豬，分別住在三個小屋裡。有一天，來了一隻大野狼，似乎有什麼不良的企圖。於是……大野狼首先來到了老大的家。大野狼說：哈哈，你以為鎖上了門就有用嗎？呼~~呼~~呼~~~~~老大的草屋根本就經不起大野狼的毒氣吹息而倒了。老大怕極了，跑丫~~跑丫~~，跑到了老二的HDL cholesterol, or "good" cholesterol, is associated with a reduced risk of heart disease. Here's how to raise your HDL levels. ... Updated March 26, 2015. Written or reviewed by a board-certified physician. See About.com's Medical Review Board. High lev...

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polo隊長

8月 19, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

Biological, clinical and population relevance of 95 loci for blood lipids.有一個人去逛街，看到某個地攤賣得都是polo的衣服，他看一看覺得還不錯，就問老闆：「這是真的還是假的。」老闆：「當然是真的。」那人在衣服堆中翻半天，發現一件衣服上的mark是把球棍舉起的，他就問老闆，老闆回說：「那是隊長啦！是我特地去工廠找的耶！一百件中才有一件喔！」筱雅是一個人見人愛的國小一年級學1. Nature. 2010 Aug 5;466(7307):707-13. doi: 10.1038/nature09270. Biological, clinical and population relevance of 95 loci for blood lipids. Teslovich TM, Musunuru K, Smith AV, Edmondson AC, Stylianou IM, Koseki M, Pirruccello JP, Ripatti S, Chasman DI, W...

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幼年情景歷歷在目

8月 19, 2013

陳新白

kuso

Ratio of Triglycerides to HDL Cholesterol Is an Indicator of LDL Particle Size in Patients With Type中年夫婦談起兩個兒子長得真快，幼年情景歷歷在目。然後他們聽到浴室裏的幼子沖完了淋浴，傳來洗臉盆的流水聲。妻子說：“你聽，還在玩水呢，就像小時候一樣，到底還是小孩子。”兒子步出浴室時，他父親問：“你剛才在玩水吧？”“不，”他答：&DIABETES CARE, VOLUME 23, NUMBER 11, NOVEMBER 2000 1679 T he recent statement from the Ameri-can Heart Association on diabetes and cardiovascular disease emphasizes the role of lipid abnormalities and the need for early detection of risk factors in ......

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1+1=

8月 19, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

Triglycerides and HDL Cholesterol - National Center for Biotechnology Information有一天老師問小明說:「1+1=?」小明說:「不知道」，老師就說:「回家問你的家人」。小明回到家了就問媽媽，剛好媽媽在洗碗，媽媽說:「不要吵，不要吵」，小明又去問爸爸，剛好爸爸在看新聞，爸爸就說:「美國總統」，接著小明又去問姐姐，剛好姐姐在洗澡，姐姐就說:「真爽，真爽」，後來小明又去問哥哥，哥哥在跟他TRIGLYCERIDES, HDL CHOLESTEROL, AND CARDIOVASCULAR RISK The question whether hypertriglyceridemia causes coronary artery disease (CAD) or is simply a marker for the accompanying lipoprotein abnormalities (especially low HDL cholesterol levels ......

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抓去關禁閉

8月 19, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

HDL Bad. Why? Should I be concerned? - Cholesterol - MedHelp之前在當兵的時候A跟B吵了起來結果A拿了自動鉛筆不小心戳到了B後來這件事鬧的還不小，B說要告A傷害後來連長就說，喔，抓去關禁閉幾天就好了當時我那強大的學長參一就說...喵的這要怎麼送啦！我就問說怎麼了...他把禁閉文給我看我看到了上面寫著一兵XXX與一兵XXX因業務問題產生爭執並未經該員同意使用私人I just got my checkup result today and my HDL is 36 (normal is 40). Other LIPID tests are good: cholesterol is 146, Triglycerides is 126, LDL is 85. So they are very good. So why ......

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