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魔高一丈

6月 10, 2013

謝半松

kuso

Don't Waste Your Money on AARP's RealPad - Modern Senior巡警在海灘抓到一個偷補龍蝦的男子， 並指他未經批准擅自捕龍蝦違反漁獵法需罰款懲戒。 男子：「你這是什麼意思？我可沒有犯法， 這兩隻龍蝦是我的寵物，我只是帶牠們出來散步！」 巡警：「一派胡言！」 男子：「是真的！牠們愛衝進海裡暢泳， 但只要我AARP is launching their own tablet, but be sure to read our review of the AARP RealPad before you waste money on this gimmicky product. ... This brings me back around to questioning the motives of AARP. By all appearances, they have become an organization...

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為什麼撒旦一直想害死耶穌.......超爆笑的說

6月 10, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Money Isn’t Free, but Moving It Is Now Cheaper - WSJ為什麼撒旦一直想害死耶穌.......超爆笑的說!!一天耶穌把他的三十六個門徒帶到山下說:「你們大家先拿兩顆石頭，然後跟我一起上山。」其中有一個叫撒旦的就拿兩顆最小粒的，到了山上，耶穌對大家說：「現在拿你們手上的石頭，來換我的饅頭。」結果撒旦換到最小的饅頭，於是他懷恨在心。第二天，耶穌一樣把門徒帶到This copy is for your personal, non-commercial use only. To order presentation-ready copies for distribution to your colleagues, clients or customers visit http://www.djreprints.com. http://www.wsj.com/articles/here-comes-almost-free-money-1433715790...

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唐伯虎與寡婦

6月 10, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Home - My University Money唐伯虎與祝枝山是好朋友，唐伯虎非常喜歡和祝枝山談論有關泡妞的事。唐伯虎家中有八個老婆，所以他以此自豪，常說天下沒有他搞不定的女人，祝枝山半信半疑。有一天，祝枝山告訴唐伯虎，後山住著一個寡婦，守寡三年，把貞節視為生命，只養了一隻老鷹相依為命，如果能搞定這個女人，那我祝枝山對您五體投地。唐伯虎想一想，便Paying Off Your Student Loans With an MS in Information Security Education & Academic Tips It’s no secret that IT professionals enjoy great job prospects and earn plenty of money. But did you know that there’s an IT field where professionals can earn an a...

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裙子夾在屁股縫

6月 10, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

Greece hasn't got the money to make June IMF repayment: interior minister | Reuters甲和乙是好友，有一天，甲看到乙的眼睛黑青，甲連忙問乙的眼睛怎麼了？乙：我昨天在電車被人打的甲：為什麼會被打？乙：昨天在電車裡看到一個胖女生的裙子夾在屁股縫，我的覺得很不舒服， 所以我就幫她拉出來…結果就被打了甲：那為什麼兩眼都黑青呢？乙：因為她打我，我覺得很害怕，所以我又幫她塞回去&hGreece cannot make debt repayments to the International Monetary Fund (IMF) next month unless it achieves a deal with creditors, its interior minister said on Sunday, the most ......

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拜金妻子

6月 10, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

Money西洋情人節時， 老婆：「親愛的！我喜歡法國香水！」 七夕情人節時， 老婆：「親愛的！鑽石代表永恆！」 老婆生日時， 老婆：「親愛的！我…」 老公：「等一下，親愛的老婆！妳有沒有喜歡便宜一點的東西？」 老婆：「有啊！我最喜歡你了！」 萬人迷穿著超短的迷你裙進了一家洗衣店，老板李Hugh Mangum, the pit-master at his celebrated New York City barbecue joints under the Mighty Quinn's banner, has a few rules for owning the grill come this Fourth of July. ... In the series finale, Oprah Winfrey tells Suze she knew from the very first tim...

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毒牙利舌

6月 10, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

Ben White - Official Site阿桃和阿國是辦公室裡的一對寶，常常喜歡鬥嘴，平常沒事就「吐槽」 對方。  某日，阿桃請阿國順路載她一程，好說歹說，阿國還是答應了。  到了停放機車的地方，阿桃看到阿國的機車又破又爛，忍不住又丟出一 句：「拜託！這麼破又爛的機車幹嘛還要上鎖！」  阿國瞪大眼睛看著阿桃輕蔑DAY TWO AFTER THE GREEK DEFAULT: TSPIRAS BAFFLES — FT’s Peter Spiegel, Kerin Hope and Claire Jones: “Greece’s prime minister accused Europe’s leaders of attempting to `blackmail’ Greek voters, just hours after apparently holding out an olive branch ......

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