taiwan samsung leaks

史上最強的學生

4月 24, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

04/02 新聞龍捲風 Taiwan Samsung Leaks - YouTube史上最強的學生朋友們；這麼強大的回答？不發給你們看看？那真是太對不起你們了。1.“床前明月光”，下一句同學填“李白睡的香”…2.“三個臭皮匠”下一句他竟然填“臭味都一樣”…批卷04/05 Samsung Taiwan announced public apology for its actions, click to see the announcement http://i.imgur.com/GDNvdbJ.png. The program reveals Samsung's market tricks. The quality of a mobile phone shall be judged by consumers; however, Samsung Mobile d...

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老是重複

4月 24, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Samsung Galaxy Tab E 9.6 leaks continue; slate is available with Wi-Fi or 3G connectivity> > 老是重複聽同一首喜歡的歌，叫做再三回味。> > 老是重複穿同一件喜歡的衣服，叫做個人品味。> > 老是重複吃同一種喜歡的食物，叫做擇善固執。> > 老是重複說同一句喜歡的話，叫做口頭禪。> > 老是重複約同一間喜歡的店，叫做老地方見。> > 老是重複玩同一樣喜歡的遊戲，叫做樂在其中。> > Just yesterday we showed you the Taiwan Mobile equipment catalog that revealed the Samsung Galaxy Tab E. We also pointed out that Sammy had trademarked this moniker back in February. Today, we have some more information about the device, which is ......

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繼爸爸的性愛教育~

4月 24, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Samsung Galaxy Alpha (SM-G850F) leaks in photos | Samsung Updates小名：爸爸~為神麼做愛會舒服？爸爸：你挖鼻屎會不會舒服？小名：那位神麼都是♀比較舒服？爸爸：你挖鼻孔是手舒服還是鼻孔舒服阿？小名：那為神麼有人不喜歡走在路上被抓去強姦？爸爸：那你喜歡別人挖你鼻孔嗎？小名：位神麼有人做愛不帶保險套？爸爸：你挖鼻孔戴手套嗎？(以下自創)小名 : 為什麼做愛要蓋棉被?爸爸Not so long ago we heard first rumors about Galaxy Alpha device and today we can finally see it on leaked photos. The device itself will pack 4.7-inch screen of 720x1280px resolution (according to UAProf), and as heart of the device we will see a unknown ...

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爆笑點名 老師當場氣絕身亡

4月 24, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

Samsung Galaxy A5 and Galaxy A3 go on sale in Taiwan, set Samsung on a fine 64-bit, metal unibody pa學校開學點名，老師別出心裁說：「我念學號，你們自己報名字，這樣大 家就認識了，好不好？」 「1號！」 「報告老師，我姓焦，我叫焦配。」 老師有點暈，問道：「這是誰給你取的？」  「我爹。」 「你爹是幹什麼的？」  「開種豬廠的！」 「2號！」  一個女生站起來Surprise, surprise! It looks like Samsung just launched its new Samsung Galaxy A5 and Galaxy A3 smartphones in Taiwan. The only thing missing, international availability aside, is the Galaxy A7 - the flagship of the series - to keep them company......

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知己知彼以退為進

4月 24, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

LG brings the Aka mid-range smartphone to Taiwan - GSMArena.com news一男趕集賣豬，天黑遇雨，20頭豬尚未賣，到一農家借宿。少婦說，家裡只我一人不便。男：求你了大妹子，給豬一頭。少婦說：好吧，但家裡只有一床。男：我也到床上睡，給豬一頭。女：同意。半夜男商女：我到你上面睡。女害臊不肯。男：給豬兩頭。女允，要求上去不能動。男：行。少傾，男忍不住，央求動一下，女不肯。男：動LG will offer the goofy AKA smartphone in Taiwan. The mid-range device has only been available in South Korea since its official debut. Announced in November last year, LG Aka stands out from the hordes of mid-range devices thanks to its unique personalit...

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電燈泡

4月 25, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Sony Xperia Z2a (ZL2) will arrive in Taiwan next month - GSMArena.com news在英國，燈泡的包裝紙上都有警告--Do not put that object into your mouth.意思是不要把燈泡放進口中。他奶奶的...那有人會放這東西進口中？英國人都有些白痴..告訴你，世事無絕對！有天我和一個印度朋友在家中看電視，我和他談到這件事，他告訴我他們小學的教科書也有說到Sony is expanding the availability of the Xperia ZL2 but the device will still not leave East Asia – the new market is Taiwan where the device will be known as Xperia Z2a. It's almost exactly the same, except the internal storage has been cut in half to 1...

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