take as one's own

發「​我愛你」簡訊給老婆，老婆會有啥反​應？

1月 27, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

How Almost Anyone Can Take You Off Facebook (And Lock You Out) - BuzzFeed News輕鬆一下✿ 一群忘年之交的男人在喝酒，有人突發奇想，相約給各自老婆發個簡訊，寫道「我愛你！」看看各年齡段的女人的反應。 果然結果大不一樣： 20來歲的女人→「我也愛你！」 30來歲的女人→「酒喝多了吧？」 40來歲的女人→「你沒病吧？」 50來歲的女人→「發錯Tech How Almost Anyone Can Take You Off Facebook (And Lock You Out) Getting your buddy’s Facebook account turned into a “Memorial” state is surprisingly easy — and locks them out of Facebook. Warning: this will seriously mess up someone’s account....

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[大哭] 智慧型手機只會耍笨

1月 25, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Russ Hill's Notepad — one guy's take on life and his journey through it手機最近摔來摔去導致螢幕都會自動有反應所以常莫名奇妙傳ㄧ些亂碼給朋友由於下禮拜生日就到了朋友就用LINE的群組問我要什麼生日禮物剛好前幾天錶摔壞了想說就來支錶吧對話如下 友:白痴!生日快到了!你要啥生日禮物準備要選字時就在這個時刻手機螢幕自己動起來了!!還自己送出我:一支屌......(原意:一支錶one guy's take on life and his journey through it ... The tents are up. The sleeping bags are strewn along the ground. The smoke from the last few embers is still billowing up from the fire....

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小明笑話集錦

1月 27, 2013

林若綠

kuso

ONE | Join the fight against extreme poverty✿01.小明給新女友發簡訊：「親愛的妳在幹嘛？在做夢嗎？把夢傳給我！讓我跟妳一起做夢。在笑嗎？把笑發過來！讓我跟妳笑在一起。在哭嗎？把你的眼淚發過來！讓我們一起悲傷！」過了一會，女友回覆：「我在大便……」✿02. 小明打電話給女同學小美，沒想到是她媽媽接的。同學的媽媽：「ONE is an international campaigning and advocacy organization of more than 6 million people taking action to end extreme poverty and preventable disease, ... 23 countries in sub-Saharan Africa have reduced new HIV infections by more than 25%. Act ......

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[大哭] 吵架絕對不要撞門..

1月 28, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Cool Story, Bro - The New Yorker話說...這件事要回到10年前，我們家剛搬到現在這間房子的時候，我姊剛好正值青春期，當然心情不爽的時候就會生氣跑回房間→用力甩門→上鎖通常跟她吵的另外一個人一定也還在生氣， 我家10年前跟我姊吵架的對象是我媽我媽會用身體頂著被鎖住的門然後用腳用力的猛踹!!!10年後，換我跟我姊吵On the other hand, you might take a close look at the show’s opening credits, which suggest a simpler tale: one about heroic male outlines and closeups of female asses. The more episodes that go by, the more I’m starting to suspect that those asses tell t...

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綠茶的悲劇

1月 28, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

Papertake Weekly Challenge事情是這樣的在某個禮拜天小弟(非洨妹)在獨自一人的實驗室一邊享受著便當一邊用實驗室的電腦看電影正當午餐享用完畢電影也進入高潮的時候突然屎意堅決又由於最近我們實驗室蟻輩橫行所以我只要離開座位就有把飲料放進冰箱的習慣於是就拿著衛生紙去廁所做蛋糕 正所謂無屎一身輕啊~轉身要拿衛生紙的時候馬桶上面站著一．瓶Hi peeps and hope you are all OK and that if you are in the UK, you enjoyed the Bank Holiday. A huge thank you to everybody who joined in last week. Your ‘heart’ cards and projects were gorgeous : ) So who is our winner? Woohooo Helene this week it’s you ...

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角色扮演遊戲

1月 28, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

Hillary Clinton Walks Tightrope as Pressure Grows to Take Stance on Trade Deal - NYTimes.com今天在公司上班的時候跟同事無聊的玩起 哈利波特的角色扮演遊戲兩個大男人騎著掃把拿著小木棍大喊 去去武器走哇呾喀呾啦！ 撕淌三步殺之類的智障遊戲結果可能玩的太起勁 經理走到我身後完全都沒發覺猛然一回頭看到我經理的眼神冷酷的眼神我跟我同事嚇到不敢說話結果經理走了兩步後緩緩的說: 葛來分多 扣50分!葛來Who Is Running for President (and Who’s Not)? From the other side came this: “This is one you can’t waffle. You’re either for the T.P.P. or against it,” Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont, who is seeking the Democratic nomination and opposes the deal, told...

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