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Take It From Me上微積分的時候,有個同學在後面..z...Z...zZ 後來老師發現了生氣的說:「旁邊的同學,把睡覺的叫起來!」 語畢,不知道哪個活得不耐煩的同學答道:「是你自己把他弄睡著的,你自己去把他叫醒!」 I remember when a friend told me that the morning was always the best time to take a pregnancy test, but somehow I forgot 99% of the time and always ended up doing it in the afternoon. With this new test, you can take it any time of the day and it detects...

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Stockhouse - Official Site客人來到家裡,媽媽跟小明小聲說話後,要他傳話給爸爸。 此時,爸爸說:「你有什麼話就大聲說,在客人面前耳語是最不禮貌的。」 小明大聲的說「媽媽說:『你不要留客人在家吃飯,家裡沒有菜。』」 Small cap stock market news and analysis, portfolio tracking, investor message boards and forums (bullboards), newsletter aggregation and detailed snapshots of and stock quotes for all securities traded in North America. ... Stockhouse.com is owned by ......

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California Board of Behavioral Sciences全國最富的人請了全國最好的建築師來給自己建造陵墓。 三年之後,大富翁問建築師:「全部工程結束了嗎??」 「差不多了。」 「還差什麼呢??」 「只差你了。」 Welcome to the California Board of Behavioral Sciences website. We license LMFTs, LCSWs,LEPs, and LPCCs. We register Marriage and Family Therapist Interns, Associate Clinical Social Workers, Professional Clinical Counselor Interns, CE Providers and MFT .....

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What It Would Really Take to Reverse Climate Change - IEEE Spectrum三個人下了地獄,一個農夫,一個工人,一個妓女。 閻王問農夫:你生前做過什麼好事沒有? 農夫說:我種了好多糧食,養活了好多人! 閻王說好,就給了他一把金鑰匙,表示通往天堂的鑰匙。 然後閻王繼續問工人:你生前做過什麼好事沒有? 工人說:我生產了好多東西給Google cofounder Larry Page is fond of saying that if you choose a harder problem to tackle, you’ll have less competition. This business philosophy has clearly worked out well for the company and led to some remarkably successful “moon shot” projects: a t...

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CareerBridge.wa.gov - Official Site小明:「我要怎樣才能快速的跟正妹當朋友呢?」 小新:「簡單,看我的!」只見小新立馬走到一位正妹身邊?小新:「我喜歡你很久了!」 正妹:「對不起,我們還是當朋友就好……」Career Bridge Washington - Description ... See what Career Bridge can do for you!...

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How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change the World? One. And You're Looking At It. | Fast Company 一個男孩不滿女友出軌,於是偷偷跟蹤她到夜店, 男孩在夜店裡看到女友和別的男生卿卿我我,心中忍不住升起一股怒火。 男孩拿著手裡一瓶不明液體衝上前大喊: 「我要把妳毀容!看妳怎麼偷吃!」說完就將液體往女孩臉上潑去。 事發突然,隔壁的人看到她被毀容了,全給嚇跑。 女生很害怕,但奇怪過了好一陣子都沒有刺痛感For years, compact fluorescent bulbs have promised dramatic energy savings—yet they remain a mere curiosity. That's about to change. By Charles Fishman Sitting humbly on shelves in stores everywhere is a product, priced at less than $3, that will change t...

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