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台灣生育率降低的元兇

7月 22, 2013

郭憶香

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Boys Town Gang - Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You - Andy Warhol - Lyrics - Full Version - YouTube想要整人…去當小學老師好像是條不錯的路台灣生育率降低的元兇竟是……家庭聯絡簿爸媽難為....害死爸媽ㄉ元兇 ~~~~竟是聯絡簿 （要看看!）有時候家長的作業比小孩還多呢 !!公司5:30下班到家已經 6點多了,忙晚餐,忙打掃,洗碗,洗澡.....有空坐下來已Boys Town Gang Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You Full Version Andy Warhol Lyrics : You're just too good to be true Can't take my eyes off of you You'd be like heaven to touch Oh, I want to hold you so much At long last love has arrived And I thank God I'm ali...

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別叫我爸

7月 22, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Can't Take My Eyes Off You - Frankie Valli (Lyrics) - YouTube一天， 兒子回到家說：爸，今天考試60分。爸：下次再考低了，別叫我爸。 第二天......兒：「對不起，大哥」。Old but nice song :) I made this because my classmate asked me to :) No copyright intended. Solely for enjoyment purposes only. Enjoy :)...

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出於良心告訴你

7月 22, 2013

葉紫蕊

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Jermaine Stewart - We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off lyrics | LyricsMode.com一對青年男女，剛從結婚登記處領證回來，他們在路上交談著。男的得意地說：「親愛的，你真美！不過出於良心，現在我得告訴你，上次我領你來我家裡看的那套紅木傢具，以及華麗的燈，我都是向別人家借來的。」女的說：「沒關係。出於良心，我現在也得如實告訴你，剛才登記證上寫的是我姐姐的名字。」男的大吃一驚：「是上次在3 meanings to We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off lyrics by Jermaine Stewart: Not a word, from your lips / You just took for granted that ... Jermaine stewart in 1988: "i think it made a lot of peoples' minds open up a little bit. We didn't only want to...

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廁所牆上暴強對聯

7月 22, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF YOU LYRICS - LAURYN HILL廁所牆上9條暴強對聯 上：天下英雄豪傑到此俯首稱臣 下：世間貞烈女子進來寬衣解裙 橫批：天地正氣 ---------------------------- 上：腳踏黃河兩岸手拿機密文件 下：前面機槍掃射後面炮火連天 橫批：爽 ---------------------------- 上：大開方便之門"Can't Take My Eyes Off of You" Lyrics by Lauryn Hill: Youre just too good to be true.(true) Cant take my eyes off of you.(you) Youd be like heaven to touch. I......

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老婆和老媽掉落水救哪個

7月 22, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Rihanna - Take A Bow Lyrics | MetroLyrics老婆和老媽同時掉在了水里，先救老婆老媽就會沒命，先救老媽老婆就會沒命。先救老婆還是先救老媽還是誰都不救呢？ 看看古人會怎麼做吧！++孟子++從小死了老爸，老媽拉扯我不容易，為了讓我健康成長，又搬了三次的家，給我吃好的穿好的為得就是讓我有出息。老媽和老婆落水當然先救老媽了，萬惡淫為首，百善孝為先嘛！老Lyrics to 'Take A Bow' by Rihanna. How 'bout a round of applause? / Standin' ovation / Oh / Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah / You look so dumb right now / Standin' ... "Take A Bow" is track #13 on the album Good Girl Gone Bad: Reloaded. It was written by Eriksen...

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國文老師的告白

7月 22, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Madonna Song Lyrics | MetroLyrics國文老師的告白我是個國中的 國文老師，生平最痛苦的事情就是改作文!!字醜就算了，還會自己學倉頡創字!!創字就算了，還會用自己奇怪的邏輯寫句子!!每次都改到哭笑不得……………=============================View Madonna song lyrics by popularity along with songs featured in, albums, videos and song meanings. We have 37 albums and 392 song lyrics in our database. ... View All Music News 12 LGBT Anthems To Celebrate Marriage Equality Study Says Nickelback ......

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