take selfies meaning

梅雨季節

4月 18, 2013

王映夏

kuso

17 percent take selfies or other photos while driving, AT&T study says - CNET梅雨季節時， 有一天，老闆對秘書說：「開除濕機。」 秘書答：「好的。」 然後司機被開除了！17 percent take selfies or other photos while driving, AT&T study says Technically Incorrect: A study shows that 70 percent of people admit to engaging in some phone activity at the wheel: 28 percent surf the Web, 30 percent send tweets "all the time," an...

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說話前要三思

4月 18, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

Letter From The Editor: #Selfies - A Practical Wedding: Blog Ideas for the Modern Wedding, Plus M在寒冷的教室裡，老師背靠火爐站著上課 老師對學生們說：「說話前要三思，起碼數到50下，重要的事情要數到100下。」 於是學生們爭先恐後的數起來 最後不約而同的說：「...98、99、100！老師，您的衣服著火了！」 I cannot take an adequate selfie to save my life. I have a lot of them from the dress-shopping process, and they are all awful. But I value pictures of myself and my life, so I make A take them. The dresses I thought were actual contenders? I had him take...

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撿到錢

4月 18, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

What does SELFIE mean? - SELFIE Definition - Meaning of SELFIE - InternetSlang.com有一天，小明回家時 老婆:你怎麼了，怎麼看起來不開心。 小明:我今天在公車上撿到200元。 老婆:那應該要開心呀! 小明:有一個人也看到了，所以我們平分。 老婆:那你也有100元阿。 小明:後來我發現那200元是我掉的。 This Internet Slang page is designed to explain what the meaning of SELFIE is. The slang word / acronym / abbreviation SELFIE means... . Internet Slang. A list of common slang words, acronyms and abbreviations as used in websites, ICQ chat rooms, blogs .....

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抽煙三優點

4月 18, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

The "selfie phones" are here - top smartphones that take the best selfies 有一個美國的煙商來到法國做生意，一天他在市集上大談抽煙的好處。 突然有位老人走上檯子，大聲說到:『女士們，先生們，抽煙還有三大好處:第一、狗 怕抽煙人。 第二、小偷不敢偷抽煙人家，第三、抽煙者永遠年輕。』 一時間台下觀眾情緒振奮，那位商人更是喜形於色。 老人又把手一擺， 說:『為什麼呢?? 因為，HTC One (M8) We have already reflected on the HTC One (M8) and its 5MP front-facing camera. It takes great selfies - no judgments necesarry. What's even more interesting is that a mysterious phone, code-named 'Eye' is in the works. It is said to be "the u...

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智商測驗機

4月 18, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Selfies take up FIVE HOURS of a woman's week - Mirror Online有一天，一家科技公司的開發部發明了一台"智商測驗機"而副總經理想邀請總經理當第一個測試這台機器的人 副總經理說：「請總經理把頭伸進機器裡就可以了」 過了一會......機器說：『請勿把石頭放進裝置內以免損毀！』The average young woman spends over FIVE HOURS a week taking selfies - bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘self-obsessed’. A study of 2,000 women, between 16 and 25, were found to be the worst offenders with the average snap-rate coming in at thre...

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農夫跟外星人

4月 18, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

California teacher allegedly asked students to take selfies with sex toys有天一個農夫遇到一個外星人，外星人用手向農夫比"YA"，農夫回比"4"，接著外星人又比了一個手槍的手勢，農夫回比了一個手指搓來搓去的手勢。農夫回去跟老婆說：「我遇見一個外星人，他說要跟我買兩包米，我就說4包米較便宜，接著他說要買7包米，我就說"錢拿來"。」外星人回去跟他老婆說：「我今天殺了兩個人，我An Alameda, California, school community is stunned by reports that a teacher asked students to find their parents' sex toys and take selfies with them. The teacher will not be on campus again for the rest of the school year, which comes to an end next we...

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