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6月 4, 2013

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Watch Ted the movie free online,watch ted online free | Free Flix昨天.下班的時候傳聞樂透彩上看7.5億就順路去買了幾張.正當精神匯聚.想感應數字時忽然聽到一對年情男女的對話女:老公.要不要買樂透彩彩啊!男:好啊!中了買摩托車車給你喔女:摩托車車A.真好 CCC靠杯這是甚麼對話啊?真他媽的.肉麻我撇眼一看.似乎是一對高中生買完彩卷便到隔壁吃牛肉麵結果那對男女也走了DOWNLOAD MOVIE FREE! As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship...

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家庭協調中心

6月 4, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Browse Talks | TED.com太太到家庭協調中心說:我受不了我那個老公了,每天對我說三字經.我要離婚!家庭協調:是怎樣的三字經!!太太:他整天對我說[去煮飯][洗衣服][少花錢]家庭協調:…………兒童用品商店送給每位顧客的孩子一個氣球。一個男孩想要兩個，店員說：&ldquoTED is a nonprofit devoted to Ideas Worth Spreading - through TED.com, our annual conferences, the annual TED Prize and local TEDx events. ... Please enter an email address. Please enter a valid email address. Did you mean ? Please check Daily or Weekly a...

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看你的照片就充滿勇氣

6月 4, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

TED Speakers | TED.com丈夫：你總把我的照片放在手包裡，你真這麼愛我嗎？妻子：當我遇到麻煩，一看你的照片就充滿勇氣，我對自己說：還能有比他更麻煩的嗎？ 阿呆向舍友借片，羞於直言便說：人物簡單就倆，場景不換，看完很爽的那種！友心領神會，隔日將片帶來，一看封面，泣！《相聲瓦舍》！ 地獄和天堂要舉行足球賽。天TED is a nonprofit devoted to Ideas Worth Spreading - through TED.com, our annual conferences, the annual TED Prize and local TEDx events. ... TED Speakers Thinkers. Doers. Idea-generators. These are the speakers who have delivered a talk featured on TED ...

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馬市長是觀音

6月 4, 2013

謝半松

kuso

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陌生男子

6月 4, 2013

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kuso

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招牌菜

6月 4, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Movieguide - Official Site餐廳中。「服務生，你們這裡有什麼招牌菜？」「先生，我們這兒最有名的是燕窩。」「不了，我不吃動物吐出來的東西，太沒衛生了。」「那您想吃什麼？」「先來一份雞蛋吧。」Ted Baehr writes movie reviews based on moral acceptability....

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