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Katy Perry - Teenage Dream Lyrics | MetroLyrics到了北京才知道官小,到了東北才知道膽小,到了上海才知道樓小,到了深圳才知道錢少,到了海南才知道身體不好,到了包廂才知道老婆老。一等美女飄洋過海,二等美女深圳珠海,三等美女留在上海,四等美女鄉下等待,五等美女下放勞改!男人是飛機:10歲模型機,不是真飛機;20歲直昇機,馬上就能起,30歲戰鬥機,靈活又Lyrics to 'Teenage Dream' by Katy Perry. You think I'm pretty without any make-up on / You think I'm funny when I tell the punch line wrong / I know you get me,...
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