thank you for your blessing

會一點英文吧

4月 18, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Thank you for your interest in WinZip! - WinZip for Windows, Mac and Mobile - Zip Files, Unzip Files會一點英文吧 (一點都不難^^")英文翻譯 某日，一位名聞全國的補教界的「英語名師」在課堂上誇下海口：「憑我的造詣，沒有什麼成語不知道的！就連中國成語也難不倒我！」 於是同學們，紛紛發問.... 甲： People mountain people sea 師：Thank you for your interest in WinZip! You're about to download an outdated version of WinZip. We suspect that you'd rather have the most recent version — WinZip 19.5 — featuring our industry-leading Jpeg compression and Windows 7 support. If you want the...

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小明的爸爸要自殺....

4月 18, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

THE AGONIST - Thank You Pain (OFFICIAL VIDEO) - YouTube有一天...小明的爸爸因為生意失敗,買了一包炭跑去房間小明見狀打電話給大姑姑...小明說:大姑姑!爸爸買一包炭跑去房間耶!大姑姑:他要幹麼?小明說:不知道耶!他有可能要烤肉...小明講完後大姑姑馬上就掛掉電話小明又打電話給二姑姑小明:二姑姑!爸爸買一包炭跑去房間耶!二姑姑:他要幹嘛?小明說:不知道耶THE AGONIST - Thank You Pain (OFFICIAL VIDEO). Taken from the album "Lullabies For The Dormant Mind", Century Media Records 2009....

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救災囧事

4月 18, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Motorcycle Helmet | Boots | Clothing | Luggage | Jackets | Gloves | Motocross Helmets Motorbike | SH在下就是從十軍團某機步旅退伍的(十軍團很像也只有一個機步旅)去年也很幸運的 參加了救災第一天地點是台中某駐地附近的學校隔天是南投的雞舍晚上就是睡在別人的辦公室~桌上地上都可以睡雞舍那幾天真的超噁心到處都是死雞 死雞！死雞！而且太陽超大！雞腐爛的很快非常臭很多弟兄都吐了晚上累了就睡洗澡沒得洗救災了三天Discounted Motorbike Helmets, Motorcycle Boots, Motorcycle Clothing from top biker brands like Shoei, Sidi, Alpinestars, Arai, Caberg & more for cheap. Make GhostBikes your biker shop for all prestigious, budget & Ghost Bikes branded On road & Off road .....

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有關國父的公務員笑話

4月 18, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Fish eaters beware of the butterfish: your tummy may thank you | Enlightened Eater有關國父的公務員笑話 背景～中華民國政府播遷台灣之後～有一次有個公務員辦一個案子公務員上面有上級長官長官對那個公務員說：『這個案子，是國父的姪孫子拿來的，你就處理一下。』那個公務員就回答說～他姪孫子算什麼？一切按照法律程序來（後面接了一句：如果是國父親自來，我比較怕）Thanks for your comments, Alan. I’m glad to hear you had a positive experience! Are you sure it wasn’t real butterfish? Did the waiter say it was escolar? I have heard that a small number of people may not react but the common reaction is one severe enoug...

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老公~~搬家啦~~~

4月 18, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

Musicovery - Official Site一對夫婦, 平時很喜歡嘿咻, 但有一天老公因意外喪生了, 老婆在傷心之餘, 要求把老公的那話兒帶回家.. 帶回家之後,她把牆開個洞, 把那個鑲進去... 然後每天下班回來, 老婆依舊會和那個一起嘿咻.. 有一天Notice : Undefined variable: description in /var/www/musicovery/default_site/index.php on line 427 To view this page ensure that Adobe Flash Player version 11.1.0 or ......

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飆車族

4月 18, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

Budget Gourmet Mom - thank you!那天在台北橋要往三重新莊的橋下那邊在路邊吃自助餐看到五、六台改裝機車 （尤其快到三重 好多改裝的小混混）那些機車青少年 染髮 嚼檳榔 還有穿無袖上衣 露出手臂的刺青圍著一個歐巴桑 但是路上很吵都是車子 聽不清楚他們說什麼用眼睛看到的是 五、六個青少年圍著一個騎菜籃機車的歐巴桑五、六個人很生氣的比手畫thank you! Thank you for being a loyal BGM reader! I have loved being the Budget Gourmet Mom and as that journey continues I will still be that person but with a different name. My name. Follow along as I launch kristadearden.com where you will have acces...

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