thanks for your attentions

^_^

3月 14, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Thanks For All Your Support Quotes一天，殯儀館送來了三個人，說也奇怪，他們死後的笑容都是^_^ 殯儀館管理員很納悶的問警察： 「為什麼他們死後的臉竟然會是^_^呢？」 警察說： 「這...說來話長...你看左邊那個人，他是跟她老婆在共度春宵時，在最激情的那一刻......受不了......掛了」 管理員就回答說： 「唉～願在花下死，Thanks For All Your Support quotes - 1. God grant you all your desires and accept my own hearty thanks for all your attention to me. Although indeed, those attentions have tried me more than death can now terrify me. Read more quotes and sayings about Tha...

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可怕陰陽眼

3月 18, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

Show Look At - Second Life Wiki場景：某大學。 時間：某晚。一位學長，要騎車載一個有陰陽眼的學妹回家…一開始學長警告學妹：「等一下不管看到啥，都別告訴我！」過一會兒，他們經過墓地。學妹大叫了一聲，並拉學長的衣服……學妹說：「學…學…學長…」學長叫道Attention Color Description None dark gray Idle light gray default when no other attentions are active AutoListen light gray look at avatars and objects that are talking around you FreeLook slate blue follow the mouse cursor Respond black look at someone ...

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為什麼有一堆蒼蠅…？

3月 18, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Glin turn attentions from Limerick to Munster - Limerick Leader小美的身邊，總是一堆男生繞著她轉。有一天小美不耐煩了，跟小明抱怨：「討厭！為什麼我身邊總是有一堆蒼蠅？」小明：「不知道ㄝ～～可能是因為妳長得像糞吧？」News Sport What's On Weather Place your Ad Subscribe Special Features Deals Buy A Photo Local news on the move Keep up to date with all the latest local news on your iPhone or Android phone with our mobile site. Visit this website on your mobile to start ...

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刺青後變胖的下場

3月 18, 2013

連元柳

kuso

29 Tips to Make Your Video Marketing Easy | Social Media Examiner有人刺了一朵玫瑰，後來他變胖圖案被撐大有一天朋友問他說： 你為什麼要在身上刺一顆高麗菜？ Video marketing tips from social media pros: learn how to get started creating videos and improve how you market your videos for your business. ... If you’re having a hard time getting particular results to show up, use some more advanced search queries. ...

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我們結婚吧！

3月 18, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

A History Of Maxis: Thanks For SimCity - Kotaku - The Gamer's Guide女：「如果我們結婚，你會戒煙嗎？」 男：「會的。」 女：「還有戒酒嗎？」 男：「是的。」 女：「晚上也不去俱樂部？」 男：「是的。」 女：「那還有什麼要放棄的嗎？」 男：「結婚的念頭。」 Maxis was founded all the way back in 1987 — by Jeff Braun and Will Wright — as a means of publishing SimCity, a game that was eventually released on PC in 1989 but which had originally been developed by Wright for the C64 all the way back in 1985. Despit...

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老公外遇

3月 18, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Mobile phones, plans and so much more from Fido | Fido.ca甲婦：「如果妳的老公有外遇，妳會怎麼樣？」 乙婦：「我會睜一隻眼，閉一隻眼。」 甲婦：「喔！妳這麼大方！」 乙婦：「不，我是要用槍瞄準他。」Fido offers a wide variety of products and services as well as a national network that reaches over 33 million Canadians! In order to ensure the best possible experience, we’ve optimized our website for each region where Fido services are offered. If your...

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