the crowded room

老公考試卷

6月 21, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

Metro - City Room Blog - The New York Times中國女生錄取老公試卷?本試卷?全國女生招錄老公統一考試試卷，各省(自治區、直轄市，計劃單列市，不含港、澳、臺地區)均須使用此卷，不得自行命題。 這一條我就有意見了，為什麼台灣同胞不能參加啊？你說說看啊～?由於法律未規定同性婚姻合法，故報名參加考試者均須?男性。若女性報名，須於開始考試前，到Dear Diary: On the crowded Manhattan-bound 4 train packed with morning commuters, the red-haired woman next to me popped out her earbuds, put her hand on the shoulder of the Sikh gentleman standing in front of us and leaned forward to whisper something in...

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賭博的神話

6月 21, 2013

何海丹

kuso

the thoughts room - the quiet place project過年大家難免會小賭一下 我有一個表哥要去賭時 我就說你幹嘛去賭ㄚ...浪費錢 他就說:「有錢不賭，愧對父母」 我再問輸了怎麼辦 他又說:「賭光輸光，為國爭光」結果他輸掉一萬多.... what can you do with all of these thoughts that is overloading your brain? ... click below and see more from this project! do anonymous venting ∙ ∙ ∙ receive instant love ∙ ∙ ∙ find some quiet ∙ ∙ ∙ know that it will be ok...

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誰的臉皮厚

6月 21, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Briefing Room - Official Site誰的臉皮厚 譚小姐：「你知道世界上最尖的東西是什麼嗎？」林先生：「不知道。」譚小姐：「那就是你的鬍子呀！你的臉皮那麼厚，可它們還是破皮而出。」林先生：「你知道世界上什麼東西最厚嗎？」譚小姐：「不知道。」林先生：「那就是你們女人的臉皮呀，鬍子那麼尖，可它在你們女人的臉皮下就是長不出來。」The Hill is a top US political website, read by the White House and more lawmakers than any other site -- vital for policy, politics and election campaigns. ... A former White House executive chef accidentally drowned in the mountains of New Mexico, accor...

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爆笑口誤，絕對經典

6月 21, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Boracay travel guide - Wikitravel爆笑口誤，絕對經典1、一次文藝晚會，主持人上台報 幕：下面請欣賞：新疆歌舞，掀起你的頭蓋骨！毛骨悚然 ！   2、老虎不發貓，你當我是病危呀！  3、一次我開車，坐我旁邊的女同事突然問：“你怎麼開車不繫安全套的？”   4、我Open source travel guide to Boracay, featuring up-to-date information on attractions, hotels, restaurants, nightlife, travel tips and more. Free and reliable advice written by ......

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母豬的規定

6月 21, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Roommates - Roommate Finder & Rooms for rent - Easyroommate US某局長到外地出差，辦完了公事之後，就要司機拉著他到處轉轉。轉的目的是要為老婆買點禮物。每次外出，局長都要為老婆買點禮物回去，幾年來已經成了一種習慣。 在一家時裝店裏，局長看中了一件女式睡衣，那睡衣的顏色是粉紅色的，很性感，360元。付了錢，局長才感到有些後悔。原因是營業員沒有開「辦公用品」的發票。這Find a Roommate or Room for Rent - Post a free ad today on EasyRoommate the largest Roommate finder website. 1000s of Roommates and Rooms for rent available. ... I have a home in south east Ohio I have a room available for rent. Full bath available ......

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以前提到結婚想到天長地久；現在提到結婚....

6月 21, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Unbundling Pay-TV Brings New Questions - WSJ以前提到結婚，想到「天長地久」；現在提到結婚，想到「能撐多久」。以前提到結婚，想到「天長地久」；現在提到結婚，想到「能撐多久」。當初會結婚，說是「看上眼」；後來會離婚，說是「看走眼」。婚前，愛情是神話；婚後，愛情是笑話。男人花錢，是為了讓女人高興；女人花錢，是因為男人讓她不高興。嫁入「豪門」，要懂得This copy is for your personal, non-commercial use only. To order presentation-ready copies for distribution to your colleagues, clients or customers visit http://www.djreprints.com. http://www.wsj.com/articles/unbundling-pay-tv-brings-new-questions-14266...

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