the end of the world

[笑話] 不要輕易看老婆的日記

1月 29, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

This Is The Video CNN Will Play When The World Ends周末，老公正在書房讀書，忽然兒子鵬鵬神秘兮兮地鉆了近來!兒子：老爸！你看我找到了什么！！這可是我本世紀最最偉大的發現！！！老公：嘿嘿，什么東東這么神秘？過來，讓老爸看看兒子（走到老公跟前，手里拿著一個本子）：別急！你先答應請我吃一頓肯德基!老公：可以、可以，你先給我！兒子：說話算數？老公：我跟你拉鉤We'll be on, and we will cover the end of the world, live, and that will be our last event. We'll play the National Anthem only one time, on the first of June [the day CNN launched], and when the end of the world comes, we'll play 'Nearer My God To Thee' ...

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電梯與煙火

1月 29, 2013

謝半松

kuso

The Ocean at the End of the Lane: A Novel: Neil Gaiman: 9780062255662: Amazon.com: Books過年的時候，小孩子總是愛玩沖天炮、鞭炮......小時候媽媽就教我們....放鞭炮時~~先點"香"因為香有長度....才不會被點燃的鞭炮炸到話說當年某日弟弟還是國小生~~興高采烈的點燃了香放在左手又興沖沖地(也匆匆)拿了一把沖天炮準備到頂樓和我們會合放鞭炮 當時身材嬌小的他...進了電梯由於身高不夠An Amazon Best Book of the Month, June 2013: Neil Gaiman's intent was simple: to write a short story. What he ended up with instead was The Ocean at the of the Lane --his first adult novel since Anansi Boys came out in 2005, and a narrative so thoughtful ...

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日本是個服務態度非常好的國家...

1月 29, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

The End of Snow? - NYTimes.com - The New York Times - Breaking News, World News & Multimedia從日本人朋友口中剛剛聽到的真實發生事情，直接翻成中文讓大家笑一下。前情提要:日本的銀行業都非常的有禮貌，在你抽完號碼牌後叫到你時，在辦手續期間會先請你先到沙發稍做等候。等到行員準備好後，會再叫你去拿。就在11月2日星期五的近中午時刻，有男子持菜刀到福岡銀行赤間支店搶劫。當他拿著刀子靠近櫃台時，女行員The snow I learned to ski on in northern Maine was more blue than white, and usually spewed from snow-making guns instead of the sky. I didn’t like skiing at first. It was cold. And uncomfortable. Photo...

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令人傻眼的外叫便當

1月 29, 2013

張易旋

kuso

The End of Food - The New Yorker朋友在服飾店上班剛跟鄰店一起訂便當結果便當送來了她打開整個傻眼           Soylent has been heralded by the press as “the end of food,” which is a somewhat bleak prospect. It conjures up visions of a world devoid of pizza parlors and taco stands—our kitchens stocked with beige powder instead of banana bread, our spaghetti nights...

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稱讚女友化妝漂亮後她生氣了--解套辦法

1月 28, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

The Anomalist - Official Site轉自PTT 當一個巧言令色的人女友：「所以你的意思就是我不化妝很醜囉!」男友：「怎麼可能？拜託～小乖乖，如果平常的你是99分，那化了妝的你根本就是199分呀！」女友：「那...還有一分哪裡去了？」男友：「那一分是你施捨，分給全天下女人的呀，你忘了嗎？」女友：「^_^」可喜可賀可喜可賀 當一個逆向操作The Anomalist is a daily review of world news on maverick science, unexplained mysteries, unorthodox theories, and unexpected discoveries. ... Well, to be fair it only seems to be exciting this one researcher down in Australia who invites the public to se...

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[無言] 千萬別叫女友幫你點餐

1月 28, 2013

何憶青

kuso

The Fecal Fixation of the Chosen Ones | The End of Zion話說肚子好點之後(不再拉肚子了)，女友提議天冷吃個火鍋吧於是我們去吃三媽臭臭鍋，我心裡想點個青菜豆腐鍋好了因為那也是蠻清淡的東西，載著女友帶著愉快的心情出發到了目的地後，女友很貼心叫我先坐好，畢竟我的肚子才剛好女友問了我要點甚麼我：「那我吃青菜豆腐鍋好了，千萬不要點泡菜鍋，那也有點辣」女友：「恩，我The Jewish obsession with feces is very disturbing, and very real. In fact, it is openly admitted by many Jews. In an article called The Past, and Future, of ... General Patton awoke to the Semetic element operating within our government, but unfortunatel...

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