the magic key

幹嘛活到 85歲

5月 2, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Magic SysRq key - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia幹嘛活到 85歲? 有個65歲的老頭子，拿著全部過關的健康檢查報告，頗滿意的問醫生：「以65歲的年紀來說，已經挺不錯了吧？你覺得我可以活到85嗎？」醫生問：「我不知道 --- 你喝不喝酒、抽不抽煙、嗑不嗑藥.....？？？！！！」老先生回答：「對！除了上教堂、聖誕節偶爾喝點紅酒，20多歲後The magic SysRq key is a key combination understood by the Linux kernel, which allows the user to perform various low-level commands regardless of the system's state. It is often used to recover from freezes, or to reboot a computer without corrupting the...

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鸚鵡笑話

5月 2, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Penguin Magic - Official Site有個女人想養隻寵物來陪伴她度過老公跟孩子不在家的時段。想了很久，她終於決定買隻鸚鵡來作伴，因為鸚鵡不像貓狗一樣，很花時間照顧!而且鸚鵡還會說話呢!!找了很久..女人還是沒有買鸚鵡，因為鸚鵡實在是太貴了。有天!!他正在逛街的時候，看上了一隻漂亮的彩色鸚鵡，於是向老闆問價起價錢。老闆說，只要1千塊就好。Offers magic tricks and instructional videos....

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艾爾普藍星

5月 2, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Magic: The Gathering - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia某一次的地科課上宇宙我們和老師說有一天他的朋友就指著天空問朋友:「你知道那顆最亮的彗星叫甚麼名字」老師:「不知道?哪顆?」朋友:「就是那顆最閃的，而且還一閃一閃」老師:「那不是飛機?」朋友:「那是飛機沒錯!也叫艾爾普藍星」老師:「飛機就飛機幹嘛叫艾爾普藍星」朋友:「因為 airplane阿!」這些都Magic: The Gathering (MTG; also known as Magic) is a trading card game created by Richard Garfield. First published in 1993 by Wizards of the Coast, Magic was the first trading card game produced and it continues to thrive, with approximately twelve milli...

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三種學生

5月 2, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

The Magic (The Secret): Rhonda Byrne: 9781451673449: Amazon.com: Books甲：「我們班有三種學生。」乙：「哪三種？」甲：「第一種是留級的『留學生』。第二種是他爸交了很多錢才來上的『高財生』。第三種是上課特睏的『特睏生』」。乙：「哦。」衰退、蕭條、恐慌一個大學生請一位著名的經濟學家給衰退、蕭條、恐慌等詞下個定義。專家回答︰「這不難。衰退時人們需要把腰帶束緊。蕭條時就很難買到Rhonda Byrne is the creator behind The Secret , a documentary film that swept the world in 2006, changing millions of lives and igniting a global movement. The following year Rhonda’s book of The Secret was released, which was translated into over fifty l...

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阿伯人生傳

5月 2, 2013

連元柳

kuso

Charles F. Haanel's Complete Master Key Course阿伯人生傳(真的很好笑)~~~~ 連貫起來【阿伯笑話】 一天，一位阿伯聽說麥當勞的東西很有名，便起了個大早，到麥當勞去吃早餐，負責點餐的工讀生小妹問：「請問這位先生需要什麼？阿伯道：「給我一個滿福堡！」小妹又問：「先生。你要加蛋嗎？」阿伯道：「好呀！」小妹說：「加蛋要多十塊喔！」阿伯很驚訝Charles F. Haanel's Complete Master Key Course has what need to harness your amazing potential and turn it into attaining your dreams. ... They" Have That You Don't? The Answer Will Surprise You… Any Person Who Knows and Understands the Answer to ......

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談戀愛

5月 2, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Apple - Magic Mouse - The world’s first Multi-Touch mouse.有一對男女正在吃晚餐…那個女生一直問那個男生：你愛不愛我？男生看了女生一眼又繼續吃晚餐女生很生氣又再問了一次：你愛不愛我？男生終於說：愛女生又問：那你要怎麼證明？忽然男生從口袋裡拿了三十元出來，且問女生：你有沒有十元？女生拿了十元給了男生…男生就把四十元放在桌上過了一會兒Magic Mouse is a Multi-Touch mouse that works wirelessly via Bluetooth. It lets you click anywhere, scroll in any direction, and perform gestures. ... Make one great gesture after another. Multi-Touch technology on the iPhone and iPod touch introduced a ....

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