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Eminem - The Monster (Explicit) ft. Rihanna - YouTube有一個人樓下是賣瓦斯的,所以只要每次懶得下去,他就直接打開窗戶大喊:「瓦斯一桶!」就會有人送上來。結果有一天,主人出去不在家,然後主人有養一隻鸚鵡,他鸚鵡聽久「瓦斯一桶」也會講了嘛!然後那時正好窗戶開著,那隻鸚鵡就對著窗戶喊:「瓦斯一桶!」結果樓下賣瓦斯的就送上一桶瓦斯,結果一直等不到人來應門,只好Download Eminem's 'MMLP2' Album on iTunes now:http://smarturl.it/MMLP2 Music video by Eminem ft. Rihanna "The Monster" © 2013 Interscope....

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Monster - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia美國太空總署就任的上校太空中麥克,每次總署通知出發,準備升空他都必須放下手邊工作,緊急趕往太空梭等候出發可是每次都因天氣不佳或是機械故障,經常都中途取消任務,又無功而返有一回正當麥克在家睡大覺時,總署又通知出發任務他看到外面天氣狀況不太好,心想可能又是一陣忙碌準備坐在太空艙發呆,最後又取消任務賢慧的A monster is any creature, usually found in legends or horror fiction, that is often hideous and may produce fear or physical harm by its appearance and/or its actions. The word "monster" derives from Latin monstrum, an aberrant occurrence, usually biolog...

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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster一個學生去看醫生,醫生檢查後說:「沒關係,注射一針就好了。」醫生拿藥棉在學生手臂上擦擦,如此反覆三四次。學生以為病重,擔心地問:「醫生,問題嚴重嗎?」醫生認真地說:「同學,你該洗澡了。」一個剛入伍的新兵在打靶的時後正好想上廁所.....『報告班長,我想上一號.....』班長大叫:一號給我過來,有人想Good news in the fight for religious equality in Australia – The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has applied to the Victorian Department of Education and Training for approval to “spread the word” in schools through the Special Religious Instructio...

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Monster UK - Official Site有一位北卡 Charlotte的律師買了一盒極為稀有且昂貴的雪茄,還為24隻雪茄投保了火險。結果他在一個月內把這些頂級雪茄抽完了,保險費一毛也還沒繳,卻提出要保險公司賠償的要求。在申訴中,律師說雪茄在「一連串的小火」中受損。保險公司當然不願意賠償,理由是:此人是以正常方式抽完雪茄。結果律師告上法院還Find the job that's right for you. Use Monster's resources to create a killer CV, search for jobs, prepare for interviews, and launch your career. ... Graduate Jobs & Advice We're here to help match you up with the right job and advice to help start your ...

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Over The Monster - Official Site寢室裏一共四個人,甲有一台手提電腦,我和甲乙丙在電腦上看片子.乙的手機正在充電,他們用的是我的接線板.這時丙要用熱得快燒開水,接下來就發生了這段對話:丙:你先拔出來好嗎?”乙:你幹嗎?丙:我很快的,幾分鐘就好了。乙:一起插好了,拔出拔進麻煩死了。丙:那我插哪裡?乙:屁股後面不是還有個洞Your best source for quality Boston Red Sox news, rumors, analysis, stats and scores from the fan perspective. ... In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we ...

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Flying Spaghetti Monster - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia一位中年人問年輕人:「你有看過金庸的小說嗎?」年輕人說:「沒有,只有看過電視劇。」中年人說:「那你知道金庸寫的十四部小說的書名的第一個字,串起來會成為一首詩:『飛雪連天射白鹿,笑書神俠倚碧鴛」嗎?」年輕人說:「嗯…不知道,但是我有看羅琳(哈利波特作者)的小說,她寫的七本小說的書名的第一The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Pastafarianism (a portmanteau of pasta and Rastafarian), a social movement that promotes a light-hearted view of religion and opposes the teaching of intellig...

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