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誰比較笨

6月 7, 2013

王映夏

kuso

The Millionaire Next Door: The Surprising Secrets of America's Wealthy: Thomas J. Stanley, William D某天 有兩個有錢人在路上相遇了 然後他們兩個聊了一會兒 便開始找到了一個話題:誰的女傭比較笨 第一個有錢人把女傭叫來 跟她說：你回家找看看我在不在家 女傭：是! 那個有錢人對另一個有錢人說：你看他真笨!! 我明明就在這裡怎麼可能在How can you join the ranks of America's wealthy (defined as people whose net worth is over one million dollars)? It's easy, say doctors Stanley and Danko, who have spent the last 20 years interviewing members of this elite club: you just have to follow se...

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腦的現貨有三種

6月 7, 2013

王映夏

kuso

The Sociopath Next Door: Martha Stout: 9780767915823: Amazon.com: Books醫學愈來愈發達，終於有一天，可以換腦了。某人覺得自己太笨，跑去找醫生要求換腦。「腦的現貨有三種。」醫生端出三罐腦：「你自己挑吧！」「我的錢不多，不知道哪種最便宜？」某人問。「哦！那當然是我們醫生的腦子。」醫生指指其中一罐：「這腦用得太多，舊得快報廢了，所以不但便宜，還對折優待。」「那麼這一罐呢？」某[Dr.] Stout says that as many as 4% of the population are conscienceless sociopaths who have no empathy or affectionate feelings for humans or animals. As Stout ( The Myth of Sanity ) explains, a sociopath is defined as someone who displays at least three...

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到底有沒有想過要戒菸

6月 7, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

DotSIS: The Next Generation Mobile Forum老爸ㄐㄧㄝˋ煙話說我家老爸都已經六十大壽了一直以來 抽菸的習慣還都不戒掉還越抽越兇每次在家我都要勸他少抽一點事情發生在前天我從屏東回來台中的晚上...當天我又和老爸講他抽菸抽太多..身體會不好後來講累了..就沉靜一會兒..接著..我語重心長的問了老爸一句:「爸....你到底有沒有想過要戒菸呀...?UIQ OS 2.0, 2.1, 3.0, 3.1, 3.2 Sony Ericsson {P800 , P900 , P910 , P1, P1i, P1c , M600, M600i, M608c , P990, P990i, P990c , W950, W950i, W958c , W960, W960i, W960c , G700 , G900 }, Motorola {A920 , A925 , A1000 , M1000 , RIZR Z8, Nahpohos Z8 , RIZR ......

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到蘇聯去留學

6月 7, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

SICIS: The Art Mosaic Factory某甲決定要到蘇聯去留學，大家為他送行之際，並要求他一定要寫回來告知生活狀況。但怕信件遭受蘇聯方面檢查因而引來麻煩，雙方決定如果生活過得還不錯，就用藍筆寫信，反之則用紅筆寫信回來。一個月過去了，在台灣的朋友終於收到來信，大家急急忙忙打開信，一看整張信紙寫滿了藍色的字，頓時大家就放心下來了，信中一開始是The Mosaic Art Factory - The SICIS concept of luxury. Discover the brand and the collections (Mosaic, Art Gallery, Next Art, Jewels, Watches). ... SICIS Gold Mosaic Sicis Gold collection uses gold 24 ct leaves in all mosaic tesserae. Gold has become the s...

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酒精測量儀

6月 7, 2013

小安

kuso

Trololo... The Full Original Version. - YouTube警察叫一個男人把車開到路邊，對他說：「先生，麻煩你對著這個酒精測量儀呼口氣。」 那個男人說：「我有嚴重的哮喘病，如果這樣做，便會發作。」 「那麼，請你跟我到檢查站驗驗血好嗎?」 「這不行，我有血友病，一驗血就會因血流不止而死」 「那麼驗尿吧。」 「我有糖尿病，一驗尿，血糖含量就會變得非常低。」 「那This completely explains itself. In 1976, the Soviet Union had perfected a humanoid robot who's primary function was to entertain and overwhelm. You can see why this controversial video has until now, been kept vaulted away. It's potential effects on the ...

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退休『奉』-好句 .....有趣

6月 7, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Bong Group退休『奉』-好句 .....有趣退休『奉』--有命才有『俸』好好過，慢慢拖，活得越久領越多；不要攀，不要比，不要自己氣自己；少吃鹽，多吃醋，少玩麻將多散步；按時睡，按時起，打拳跳舞練身體；只要能吃飯，錢就不會斷；不要嫌錢少，就怕走得早；錢再多官再大，最後一樣進寶塔。一個中心：以健康為中心；兩個要點：ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING IN BONG AB (publ) NOTICE OF ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING IN BONG AB (publ) Settlement reached between Bong and European Commission...

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