the only exception 歌詞

我要把你打的連你爸都認不出來

7月 22, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Paramore - Ignorance Lyrics | MetroLyrics小明和小王從小就是死對頭，有一天因為一件小事吵了起來。「放學公園見啦！不來的是狗。」「來啊！」─────────────放學後─────────────小明：「我要把你打到連親生父親都認不出來。」小王：「哈哈哈！那也得看你做不做得到。」────────────半小時後────────────小王：「Lyrics to 'Ignorance' by Paramore: Ignorance is your new best friend / Person, but you can't take ... If I'm a bad person, you don't like me Well, I guess I'll make my own way It's a circle, a mean cycle I can't excite you anymore Where's your gavel?...

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史上最強的自我介紹

7月 22, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

Paramore - Pressure Lyrics | MetroLyrics我是個成熟男人但是我的長相顯年輕體形魁梧，給人一種大哥的感覺我事業成功，是個老闆走到哪裡都拎著筆記本我坐的車比林肯車還寬敞多年在北京大學的燻陶，成就了我的文化品位我閒遐時研究中國古代史，尤其是清史我也跟得上時代的潮流經常看美國電影特別是那種探討人生的社會倫理片喜歡揣摩電影人物的心理活動經常跟上流社會Lyrics to 'Pressure' by Paramore. Tell me where our time went / And if it was time well spent / Just don't let me fall asleep / Feeling empty again / 'Cause I...

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世界排名前四名最尷尬的事

7月 22, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

PARAMORE LYRICS - Decode - AZLyrics - Song Lyrics from A to Z世界排名前四名最尷尬的事 ~第四名 有一天下午，我困在銀行排隊的行列中，3歲的女兒決定要發洩一下她被壓抑過久的精力，開始胡鬧起來，在接收到其他顧客嫌惡和不耐煩的眼光後，好不容易我終於抓住她，我告訴她，如果不立刻乖乖聽話就要處罰她。 沒想到她看著我，用威脅的口氣說：「如果你不放開我，我就要告Lyrics to "Decode" song by PARAMORE: How can I decide what's right When you're clouding up my mind? I can't win your losing fight all the... ... How can I decide what's right When you're clouding up my mind? I can't win your losing fight all the time Nor ...

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吸血蝙蝠

7月 25, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

ADELE LYRICS - My Same - AZLyrics - Song Lyrics from A to Z在一個村落的附近，有一個山洞， 裡面住著一群蝙蝠，這群蝙蝠靠著吸血維生。 某一年，村落裡鬧血荒，這群蝙蝠都餓昏了…… 但是呢，有一天晚上，其中的一隻蝙蝠從山洞外飛回來， 嘴角外竟沾滿了鮮血。洞內的蝙蝠都很好奇， 為什麼那隻You said I'm stubborn and I never give in I think you're stubborn 'cept you're always softening You say I'm selfish, I agree with you on that I think you're giving out way too much in fact I say we've only known each other a year You say I've known you lo...

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三罐貓罐頭

7月 25, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

SOMEDAY Chords - Gotthard | E-Chords有一位穿著簡陋老太太去超級市場買了三罐貓罐頭， 正拿去結帳時，結帳小姐 說：「老太太，妳必需把貓抱來，確定妳有養貓， 我才可以賣給妳，有些窮老人 是會吃貓罐頭的！」老太太沒辦法～就把貓抱來給結帳小姐看。 隔天，老太太又去超級市場買了三罐狗罐頭，&nbSomeday Chords by Gotthard Learn to play guitar by chord and tabs and use our crd diagrams, transpose the key and more. ... D D7M Don't know if it's day or night Am7 D7 Am I goin' wrong or right G D/F# G/E A7/4 A7 I'm alone again , I'm without a friend D ...

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第十三級的痛

7月 25, 2013

陳新白

kuso

我被考倒了2 - 咒語怎麼唸？ - 翻譯: 這個的英文怎麼說? - 英語討論區 - 台灣英語網 - English(英語) + .com ...大家都應該聽過醫學上把痛分為十二級，第一級是指被蚊子叮咬時的痛，第十二級也就是最痛的一級，生產時的痛苦。就有人問「那有沒有第十三級的痛？」另一人回答：「就生產時被蚊子叮到嘛！」女兒雖只兩歲半，但非常聰明，有問必答。一次媽咪問她：「眼睛有什麼用呢？」女兒：「看東西！」媽咪：「耳朵呢？」女兒：「可以聽啊The only difference is "wearing the costume to school" is the tradition for kids in the primary school and kindergarten. The funny thing is that most of the little girls in kindergarten or first and 2nd grades will dress like a princess whereas the fourth...

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