the time is now mavs

方便一下

6月 19, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Moloko - The Time Is Now - YouTube剛回國工作的強尼，有一天上班時，聽到主管說：「我去方便一下。」強尼滿臉疑惑，轉身看著小美，小美趕緊解釋：「這句話是去上廁所的意思。」當天下班時，主管走到強尼身邊，拍拍他的肩膀說：「今晚你如果方便的話，我請你吃頓飯！」只見強尼面有難色，尷尬的回答：「我……我方便的時候沒有吃This feature is not available right now. Please try again later....

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千萬不要理光頭

6月 19, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

Now the Pressure Is on Roger Goodell. Poor Commissioner. - NYTimes.com6月2日 晴看著校園裡越來越多的光頭在閃亮，我心裡又不禁不住活泛了，說實話，從小到大除了剃滿月那次好像再沒讓腦袋見過光，所以，剃個光頭對我而言級具誘惑。剛進大學，好像應該酷一酷，狠狠心，我朝理髮店走去。裡面還有幾個人在等，老闆說：「這麼短的頭髮，理平頭嗎？」我說：「不，理光頭。」老闆笑起來，對其他人Brady refused to turn over his cellphone or texts from that time, although his resistance did not buy him precisely the separation he might have hoped for. Now Goodell faces complexities. Should the commissioner suspend Brady for a game or three, he risks...

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小明摔車

6月 19, 2013

林若綠

kuso

Omaha.com: Mavs Today有一天..小明騎車摔倒，摔的很嚴重~~於是小明到醫院，請醫生為他檢查身體~~~小明說：醫生~~我摔車了，我覺得我全身都在痛!!!醫生說：你可以指出你哪個地方痛嗎??於是小明就聽從醫生的指示用手指，戳戳頭...然後戳戳腳...又戳戳胸..小明說:我碰這裡也痛.碰那裡也痛! 全身上下都好痛好痛喔!眼尖的Breaking local and regional news ... BASEBALL Fox’s complete game propels Mavs to win Tyler Fox threw a complete game to help the UNO baseball team to a 6-2 win over Incarnate Word on Friday....

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短篇笑話

6月 17, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

The Smiths - There Is A Light That Never Goes Out - YouTube1. 觀眾席老王在餐廳坐了很久，看到別的客人吃得津津有味，只有他仍無侍者來招呼，便起身問老闆：「ㄟ，請問....我是不是坐到觀眾席了？」2. 還有老三？一位好強的女子，受了男友的欺負，氣的想地方大哭。她想，到殯儀館哭，別人一定不會覺得奇怪，於是他就走進一間正在為一位老翁舉行喪禮的禮堂，放下心，好好的This feature is not available right now. Please try again later....

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同學..你有種....

6月 17, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

For Now, Bill Simmons Is All About the Business of Keeping Silent - NYTimes.com以前高中的時候，隔壁班同學做過一件很妙的事。 有一個教得很爛的老師在他們班上課時，他舉手了：「老師，我要去打電話 .....」「上課時間打什麼電話？」老師不悅的說。 「我要去打電話報警啦！這裡有人在講台上騙錢啦！」 全班狂笑，老師則是氣到說不出話來。 有一次&Simmons, dropped by ESPN on Friday, will have plenty of opportunities to have his say once his current contract ends. ... If he can stay quiet until he is a free agent — and if his walking papers do not include his continued silence — he can leave with hi...

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大陸某公司關於幹部外出撞死母豬的規定

6月 17, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

The Muslim Times | Love for one's homeland, is part and parcel of one's faith — The Holy Prophet Muh大陸某公司關於幹部外出撞死母豬的規定某公司總經理到外地出差，辦完了公事之後，就要司機拉著他到處轉轉。轉的目的是要為老婆買點禮物。每次外出，總經理都要為老婆買點禮物回去，幾年來已經成了一種習慣。有一天在一家時裝店，總經理看中了一件女式睡衣，那睡衣的顏色是粉紅色的，很性感，360元。付了錢，總經理才感到Don’t worry about cartoons, watch and share the best movie about the Prophet Muhammad, the Message The Muslim Times’ response to: Mohammed cartoon contest planned in Arizona today Epigraph: And Messengers have indeed been mocked at before thee ......

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