theme of false emperor

嚇人的請假理由

8月 19, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

三國志大戰 - Theme of false emperor ( 런닝맨 Running Man 李光洙 OST ) - YouTube有一天某學生要請喪假，就拿著假單到教授那兒簽名。學生：教授！我要請假！教授：嗯...假單我看看！喔...好，可是你的請假事由寫【出殯】不太好吧？學生：會嗎？我阿公出殯啊...不然要寫什麼？教授：嗯...總覺得怪！先批準你的假，但請假事由拿回去改一下好了！學生：謝謝教授過了數日後，教授被叫到教務處去了Running Man 런닝맨 主題曲 (Running Man theme song) ： http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OF9MR... 我介紹的相關Running Man音樂網址( Introduction of the Running Man Music )： http://tieba.baidu.com/p/2139210910....

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短篇笑話

8月 19, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

National Palace Museum-Collection > Theme Sites◆插隊一位婦人匆匆走進肉店，毫不客氣地喊道：『喂！老闆，給我一百元給狗吃的牛肉。』然後，她轉身向另一名等待的婦人說：『妳不會介意我插個隊吧？』那婦人冷冷地回答：『當然不會，既然妳那麼餓了，讓妳先買無妨。 』◎期中考出了一題翻譯，題目是子在川上曰：逝者如斯夫，不捨晝夜......。老師改完稿"Harmony and Integrity: The Yongzheng Emperor and His Times" features mostly works from the rich collection of the National Palace Museum along with 37 fine objects loaned from the Palace Museum in Beijing and others. Taken together, this display portrays...

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看A片被老爸發現時....

8月 19, 2013

謝半松

kuso

Emperor Mateus - The Final Fantasy Wiki - 10 years of having more Final Fantasy information than Cid最菜的回答 :爸爸對不起, 是我不對,下次不敢了.最拍馬屁的回答 :老爸我正好要喊你呢,我媽不在,過來一起研究一下吧.最直接的回答 :好久不看了,今天爽一下嗎.最好學的回答 :今天老師上生理衛生課生殖系統一章,老師說不上了,讓我們自己回去查閱相關資料~最可靠的回答 :聽說黃碟質量比較差,所以用來試試You have braved the bowels of Hell to reach me. But the hand of man, which deals in false justice and forsaken love, can never hope to defeat the lord master of Hell! —The Emperor The Emperor of Palamecia (パラメキア皇帝, Paramekia Kōtei?) is the main ......

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金魚 田雞

8月 19, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

List of Roman emperors - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia常戴眼鏡的女生我們叫她做『金魚』 如果外表長得可愛的金魚叫『小金魚』 如果金魚戴眼鏡戴到眼睛微凸 叫『凸眼金魚』 如果皮膚比較黑的話叫『黑金魚』 如果金魚喜歡穿的花花綠綠 則升級為『錦鯉』 要是有一個男生約金魚出去 稱之為『養金魚』 要是有人在街上向The Roman Emperors and Empresses were men and women who ruled the Roman Empire and wielded power over its citizens and military. The empire was developed as the Roman Republic invaded and occupied most of Europe and portions of northern Africa and western...

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出名地吝嗇

8月 19, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Final Fantasy 6 / VI / FF6 - False Rumors一對地主夫婦，出名地吝嗇。一天男的進城去，走著走著想上廁所，但轉念一想：這麼好的肥料可不能便宜了別人。於是一直憋著。後來實在憋不住了，找個廁所就上。可是也除了放幾個屁之外，什麼也沒有拉出來。於是心中得意不已。回到家裏，向老婆講述自已的經歷。誰知老婆一聽大怒：你這個敗家子，哪有你這樣過日子的，省下這幾Every game in the Final Fantasy series has a series of rumors. Some of them are true, and, of course, some of them are false. Listed below are just some of the false rumors for Final Fantasy 6, and why they're false. False Rumors You Cannot Gain General L...

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天堂也有棒球

8月 19, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Antichrist - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有兩個好朋友，他們整個輩子都是美國棒球的超級球迷，他們老是在談論棒球的事，也幾乎一年到頭都去觀看球賽。他們還約好不論誰先往生，都要想辦法回來告訴對方天堂那兒有沒有棒球活動。某個夏天晚上，其中一位過世了；當然，他是在看完球賽以後死的，所以他死得很快樂。過了幾天，他的朋友鮑柏在夜裡聽到上面傳來一個聲音說The Antichrist is primarily a Christian concept based on interpretation of passages in the New Testament, in which the term "antichrist" occurs five times in 1 John and 2 John, once in plural form[1] and four times in the singular.[2] In some Christian be...

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