this is your life do what you love and do it often

面對小孩無理索求時的必殺技

6月 28, 2013

連冷文

kuso

What Do You Do, Dear? - because life is full of surprises我老子 ~ 對付我的方法時光倒回N年前，我 4 歲，老爸 33 歲「把拔～我要吃冰棒」父：不行，沒營養「我要吃!!!」父：別在街上吵，很難看「我要吃我要吃!!!!!!」中間哭鬧了5分鐘吧裫，其實在熱鬧的街上，拖著一個小鬼...吵死人的小鬼...是很丟臉的，今天換做是我一定會發火，但我老爸可是"真‧強All about them books (a parody for desperate librarians) May 26, 2015 By Mary Evelyn 19 Comments I am drowning, you guys. I wish I could say I was drowning in love, or pudding, or a whiskey river– but, no. I’m drowning in overdue notices. Lots and lots of...

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今天的天氣

6月 28, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Gala Darling - Official Site有個考古學家到非洲考古第一天遇到一個土人 土人對他說 今天會下雨考古學家給了他一個金幣跟他說謝謝第二天土人又跑來說 今天是陰天考古學家又給了他一個金幣跟他說謝謝就這樣連續了一個禮拜第七天土來跑來說 我今天沒辦法報天氣給你知道了考古學家還是給了他一個金幣跟他說謝謝並且問土人說 為什麼你可以那麼準確的預N o matter who you are, we all have bad days from time to time. It’s a natural and normal part of life. However, even though your sadness might be screaming at you to stay inside and never wash your hair again, you still have the ability to do something t...

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回味愛情

6月 28, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

You can’t detox your body. It’s a myth. So how do you get healthy? | Life and style | The Guardian男人：初相識：她真美，如同天使。戀愛時：她是世界上最好的姑娘，我一定要娶她！結婚1年：我的老婆還不錯，稱得上是賢內助，只不過有些小毛病，偶爾也耍耍脾氣結婚5年：她開始變得越來越俗不可耐，越來越蠻不講理。結婚10年：她是世界上最醜最不近人情最不講道理的女人，當初我怎麼會娶她？結婚20年：不計較那些缺點Whether it’s cucumbers splashing into water or models sitting smugly next to a pile of vegetables, it’s tough not to be sucked in by the detox industry. The idea that you can wash away your calorific sins is the perfect antidote to our fast-food lifestyle...

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服務他們，讓我頭疼

6月 28, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

What Is Love? 40 Words That Define It - Breaking News and Opinion on The Huffington Post(一)把我的錢還給我銀行職員我們單位，不管你是不是名牌大學畢業，也不管招進去做什麼工作，頭一年統統要在櫃檯見習，說這是瞭解銀行業務的最佳方式。我們私下開玩笑說，瞭解業務還在其次，恐怕領導的主要意圖，還是磨煉員工鋼鐵般的意志！前兩天就碰到這麼一位仁兄，遞進來張存折：「小姐，給我拉一下卡，看看裡面有多少Love is such a powerful emotion and the combination of so many different feelings and circumstances that it can be difficult to boil it down to just one single word. On Thursday, we presented that challenge to our followers on Twitter and Facebook, asking...

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恐怖故事

6月 28, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life - TV Tropes有一對老夫妻，老王與王嫂，到拉斯維加斯渡假。老王一直很想要一雙真正的牛仔靴，所以當他發現有一雙牛仔靴正在拍賣時，他便毫不猶豫地買下來，馬上穿上它。 老王很自豪地走回旅館去，一進房門就對老婆說： 「你看我哪裡不一樣？」王嫂看了看，說道：「沒有。」老王很興奮地說：「別這樣，老婆，看仔The TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life trope as used in popular culture. A common complaint of people who take courses like Media or Film studies is that they … ... A common complaint of people who take courses like Media or Film studies is that they never loo...

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沒完沒了的事情

6月 28, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

Marie Forleo - Official Site沒完沒了的事情有些事情，沒有開始就算了，一旦開始就沒完沒了。待會我提到主題，你就會同意這個說法。等下這個故事要以「好久沒有 這種感覺了」開頭，「你不覺得很悲哀嗎?」結尾。(看到這裡，內行人一定懷疑這是模仿村上春樹”遇見百分百女孩”的寫法，事實上這不僅僅是模仿這麼簡單，這幾乎是Marie Forleo has been featured by Oprah as a thought leader for the next generation. She’s here to help you create a business and life you love. ... “Oh boy, do I even have anything worthwhile to say?” “Nobody’s going to want to read this anyway. What’s t...

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