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homeschool freebie of the day趙先生一早起來就頭痛的要死... 因為他前一天晚上喝的爛醉回家!! 他強迫自己把疲憊不堪的眼睛睜開。 睜開眼後竟然看到床頭上放了一杯水跟幾顆頭痛藥, 然後坐起身後又看到了他的衣服已經燙好、疊好在床邊。 因為一起床就看到這幾樣反常的事, 所以Too Dear For The Whistle: A Story of Benjamin Franklin (MP3 Audio) This is one of Franklin’s favorite stories that he told on himself, because it concerns an incident that happened when he was just 7 years old that he never forgot… and which became a less...

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This Is The Video CNN Will Play When The World Ends老來離婚一位住在台北的老先生在農曆春節前打電話給他在洛杉機的兒子。 「兒子!雖然美國人不過中國年,但我也真的不想在這個時候破壞你的心情,也不想麻煩你。」 兒子:「??」「你媽和我今天要去辦離婚了。」 兒子大吼道:「爸!你在說什麼啊!」 「四十五年來我受夠了,我Thirty-four years ago, at the launch of Ted Turner's Cable News Network, the founder made a grandiose and specific promise about his newly created round-the-clock operation. "Barring satellite problems, we won't be signing off until the world ends," Turne...

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Wang Rong Rollin - Chick Chick (王蓉 - 小雞小雞) MV - YouTube很久以前,『還珠格格』系列的連續劇非常地夯,老婆當時免不了會按時收看;我很不喜歡看這種連續劇,只是老婆(當時還是女友)要求,只好勉強窩在旁邊心不甘情不願地跟著看電視。看就算了,這婆娘又很愛問一些鳥問題,讓我不知如何回答。老婆:欸…你覺得我最像裡頭那個角色?(什麼鳥問題啊)我 :看電視就Song available: http://bit.ly/wangrongrollin (mp3) Visit Wang Rong: https://www.facebook.com/wangrongrollin 王蓉《小雞小雞》官方舞蹈版:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-RXG... 半官方宣傳頻道:https://www.youtube.com/user/zxh20xx 王蓉最新神曲《小雞小雞》MV首播!這首歌曲在創作上 ......

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The Backwards Brain Bicycle - Smarter Every Day 133 - YouTube有一天某學生要請喪假,就拿著假單到教授那兒簽名。學生:教授!我要請假!教授:嗯...假單我看看!喔...好,可是你的請假事由寫【出殯】不太好吧?學生:會嗎?我阿公出殯啊...不然要寫什麼?教授:嗯...總覺得怪!先批準你的假,但請假事由拿回去改一下好了!學生:謝謝教授過了數日後,教授被叫到教務處去了Patreon Support Link: http://www.patreon.com/smartereveryday Free Audio Book ⇒ http://bit.ly/AudibleSED ⇐ (I really do love the Commander's book!) Tweet ⇒ http://bit.ly/BackwardsBike ⇐ Post to FB⇒ http://bit.ly/BackwardsBikeFB ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓READ MORE: ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓ He...

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Elon Musk Says Self-Driving Tesla Cars Will Be in the U.S. by Summer - NYTimes.com老師 : 樹上有十隻小鳥,用獵槍打掉一隻鳥,還剩幾隻?學生: 一隻也不剩,都被嚇跑了。老師: 錯!!還剩九隻,但,我喜歡你的想法!學生不服輸也反問了老師一個問題學生: 老師,我也有問題想請教你。老師: 哈!?學生: 有三位妙齡女郎在路上吃冰淇淋,第一個用咬的,第二個用舔的,第三個用吸的,請問哪一個已The automaker’s chief executive says a software update will allow the Model S to navigate highways without the driver’s touching the wheel or pedals. But is it legal? ... Other automakers are in fast pursuit of similar self-driving features. Cadillac, for...

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