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中年男子去拉皮

8月 7, 2013

何新冬

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University of St. Thomas – A private, Catholic liberal arts university in Minnesota — University of 中年男子去拉皮,拉完之後他覺的很不錯,於是就很高興的走出整型醫院.在回家路上,他首先看到了一位小孩,他就問說"ㄟ!!小弟弟,你覺的我看幾來像幾歲??"小弟弟說"嗯!大概有三十吧!!" 那男子非常高興.後來他又走到了公車亭,看到了一位賣報紙的老頭..他說,"老先生",你覺的我看幾來像幾歲..??老先生© 2010 University of St. Thomas · Minnesota 2115 Summit Avenue · Saint Paul, Minnesota 55105 · USA 1-651-962-5000 · webmaster@stthomas.edu Alumni · Maps & Directions · Giving Jobs at UST · EEO Statement · Directories Social Media...

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談戀愛

8月 7, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

Thomas Register Directory - ThomasNet® - Product Sourcing and Supplier Discovery Platform有一對男女正在吃晚餐…那個女生一直問那個男生：你愛不愛我？男生看了女生一眼又繼續吃晚餐女生很生氣又再問了一次：你愛不愛我？男生終於說：愛女生又問：那你要怎麼證明？忽然男生從口袋裡拿了三十元出來，且問女生：你有沒有十元？女生拿了十元給了男生…男生就把四十元放在桌上過了一會兒ThomasNet.com is the leading product sourcing and supplier discovery platform for procurement professionals, engineers, plant & facility management and business owners seeking trusted suppliers for MRO, OEM and other products/services for their industrial...

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人嚇人，嚇死人

8月 7, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

Thomas Jefferson - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia人嚇人，嚇死人女子下了夜班準備回家去，後面一男子尾隨圖謀不軌。女子甚怕，路過墳地，靈機一動，對墳墓說：「爸爸，我回來了，開門啊。」男子大懼，哇哇大叫奔逃。女子心安，正要離開，忽然從墳墓中傳來陰森森的聲音：「閨女，你又忘了帶鑰匙啊。」女子驚駭，也哇哇奔逃。這時從墳墓裡鑽出個盜墓的說：「靠，耽誤我工作，Thomas Jefferson (April 13 [O.S. April 2] 1743 – July 4, 1826) was an American Founding Father, the principal author of the Declaration of Independence (1776) and the third President of the United States (1801–1809). He was a spokesman for democracy, embr...

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胸軟心軟

8月 8, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Thomas Hardy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有位男士在飯店大廳，當他往櫃檯方向走去時，不小心撞到了一位女士，而且是手肘碰到了她的胸部，男士轉過身去說：「女士，如果妳的心跟妳的胸部一樣軟的話，妳一定會原諒我的。」女士回答說「如果你『那話兒』跟你的手肘一樣硬的話，我在1221號房。」電腦課，有個男生和鄰座女生講話，結果被老師罵老師：「做什麼？」男Thomas Hardy, OM (2 June 1840 – 11 January 1928) was an English novelist and poet. A Victorian realist in the tradition of George Eliot, he was influenced both in his novels and in his poetry by Romanticism, especially William Wordsworth.[1] Charles Dicke...

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偷情.....跌倒

8月 7, 2013

王采安

kuso

The Official Thomas Kinkade Website偷情.....跌倒有一個海邊的村落，村裡大部份男人時常出海很久不在家。村裏的女人幾乎每個人都有偷情，但在偷情後又會去找神父告解。過了一陣子後，神父建議那些女人：「以後我們把偷情這兩個字叫做跌倒，只要說『跌倒』我就知道了！」後來，老神父退休了，他走之前特別交代村長要把『跌倒』這兩個字的意思轉告新神父，my account | shopping cart (0 item) Sign In Call 800.366.3733 Mon-Fri 7am-5pm PST order status | help site map All thomaskinkade.com pages are Copyright ©2012 The Thomas Kinkade Company Please read our www.thomaskinkade.com Privacy Policy and Terms of Use...

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老王死了

8月 7, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Hurricanes, Typhoons & Tropical Cyclones Worldwide老王死了一個七十幾歲的老人, 有一天他不幸在醫院裏過世了, 可是奇怪的很,醫院裏的每一個護士都哭的死去活來的. 有一個醫生正為此百思不解, 於是從中明察暗訪, 後來他才知道, 原來醫院裏的每一個護士都跟老王有一腿. 但是那個醫生反而更覺得納悶, 心想為什麼一個七十幾歲的老人能讓醫院裏上上下下的護士哭Tropical storms, cyclones, hurricanes, and typhoons worldwide: storm tracks, strike probabilities, and historical data ... Click on an area of interest to receive a regional map The tropical cyclone data presented at this site are intended to convey only ...

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