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白箱裡的秘密

4月 18, 2013

林若綠

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Thor (film) - Marvel Movies Wiki - Wolverine, Iron Man 2, Thor男孩和女孩終於結婚了，好久賓客們才走。兩人在床上聊了好久，熄燈前，男孩一本正經的說：我可以答應你任何事，但你也必須答應我一件事。女孩柔聲道：你先說來聽聽。男孩欲言又止。過了一會兒，男的說：你什麼都可以碰，但床下的小白箱你要發誓永遠都不許打開。女孩心中一緊，難道他有什麼瞞著我？不對啊，他工資卡，銀行卡Thor is a 2011 film adapted from the Marvel comics superhero of the same name, created by Stan... ... Thor is a 2011 film adapted from the Marvel comics superhero of the same name, created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby. It is the fourth film in the Marvel Ci...

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囂張的德州佬

4月 18, 2013

黃懷雙

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Thor (film) - Marvel Cinematic Universe Wiki有一位德州佬到澳洲農場玩，農場主人很自豪的帶他參觀麥田，德州佬囂張的說『我們德州最小的麥田都比你的大四倍！』農場主人又帶他看牛群，德州老又很囂張的說『我們德州的羊還比你們的牛大一倍！』這時有一群袋鼠經過，德州佬看的眼球都快要掉出來，口中無語。這時農夫很囂張的說『你們德州沒有這樣大的草蜢吧？』有一個小Thor is a 2011 superhero film based on the Marvel Comics superhero by the same name. It is the... ... At the satellite crash site a crowd of local towns people have gathered; people are partying and trying to lift the hammer from the crater....

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為人民服務

4月 18, 2013

林凝晴

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Thor (Marvel Comics) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia為人民服務 為人民服務的越來越少了，為人民幣服務的越來越多了； 挽著奶奶過馬路的越來越少了，挽著二奶過馬路的越來越多了； 日記裏寫幫過幾次忙的越來越少了，日記裏寫上過幾次床的越來越多了！ 以前是紅米飯南瓜湯，老婆一個，孩子一幫。現如今是白米飯王八湯，孩子一個，Thor is a fictional superhero that appears in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. The character, based on the Norse mythological deity of the same name, is the Asgardian god of thunder and possesses the enchanted hammer Mjolnir, which grants ...

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姐姐去麥當勞

4月 18, 2013

彭靜菱

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The Avengers (film) - Marvel Movies Wiki - Wolverine, Iron Man 2, Thor有一次我朋友的姐姐去麥當勞應徵工讀生，隔日..收到通知已被入取，她那時候高興不已的大聲狂笑星期日是她第一次上班，一到那邊其他工讀生利用工作的時間順便教她先做一些雜事，過了幾天後，她看大家都會處理一些漢堡薯條可樂等事情她就很高興的跑去問那天當班的經理，說請問可以教我做漢堡嗎？？但那當班經理一付不削的臉The Avengers (also known as Avengers Assemble in the UK and Ireland) is a 2012 superhero film... ... The Avengers (also known as Avengers Assemble in the UK and Ireland) is a 2012 superhero film and the sixth film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, based o...

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便當袋

4月 18, 2013

何新冬

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Thor - Marvel Cinematic Universe Wiki某在XX小學的午餐時間...噹噹噹噹~『訓導處報告、訓導處報告，訓導處有一只遺失的便當袋，便當袋上有一隻黃色松鼠的圖案，請有遺失的同學來訓導處認領』噹噹噹噹~(約過了20秒)噹噹噹噹~『訓導處更正、訓導處更正，是皮卡丘』噹噹噹噹~相信大家對白雪公主的故事都不陌生更不用說裡面那面會說話的魔鏡了這天..Thor Odinson is the prince of Asgard and a former member of the Avengers. When his irresponsible... ... Thor argues with Odin Odin, Thor and Loki went to the vault to find the Frost Giants had already been slayed by The Destroyer. Seeing how close they ha...

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打瞌睡

4月 18, 2013

蔡涵天

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Thor Wiki有個學生上課打瞌睡,被老師發現.老師問:[為什麼上課打瞌睡?]學生:[我是在養精蓄銳.]老師:[為什麼猛點頭?]學生:[因為老師說的頭頭是道!]老師:[為什麼還流口水呢?]學生:[因為老師說的津津有味嘛!]老師:「...」Thor Wiki is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! ... Malekith– Malekith the Accursed is the main antagonist in Thor: The Dark World. He is the king of the Dark Elves of Svartalfheim and an enemy of Thor....

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