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阿伯人生傳

5月 2, 2013

連元柳

kuso

Ticketmaster.com - Help | Buy Tickets at a Retail Outlet, Pick up Purchased Tickets阿伯人生傳(真的很好笑)~~~~ 連貫起來【阿伯笑話】 一天，一位阿伯聽說麥當勞的東西很有名，便起了個大早，到麥當勞去吃早餐，負責點餐的工讀生小妹問：「請問這位先生需要什麼？阿伯道：「給我一個滿福堡！」小妹又問：「先生。你要加蛋嗎？」阿伯道：「好呀！」小妹說：「加蛋要多十塊喔！」阿伯很驚訝Find a retail outlet to purchase your tickets or pickup your purchased tickets ... To order tickets by phone, please call Ticketmaster National Sales at 1-800-745-3000....

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談戀愛

5月 2, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Ticketmaster-Help, Official Ticketmaster site有一對男女正在吃晚餐…那個女生一直問那個男生：你愛不愛我？男生看了女生一眼又繼續吃晚餐女生很生氣又再問了一次：你愛不愛我？男生終於說：愛女生又問：那你要怎麼證明？忽然男生從口袋裡拿了三十元出來，且問女生：你有沒有十元？女生拿了十元給了男生…男生就把四十元放在桌上過了一會兒Find and buy tickets: concerts, sports, arts, theater, theatre, broadway shows, family events at Ticketmaster.com ... Auto-suggest. Use up and down arrow keys to select ......

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人嚇人，嚇死人

5月 2, 2013

小安

kuso

Ticketmaster.ca - Help | Retail Outlet Pickup人嚇人，嚇死人女子下了夜班準備回家去，後面一男子尾隨圖謀不軌。女子甚怕，路過墳地，靈機一動，對墳墓說：「爸爸，我回來了，開門啊。」男子大懼，哇哇大叫奔逃。女子心安，正要離開，忽然從墳墓中傳來陰森森的聲音：「閨女，你又忘了帶鑰匙啊。」女子驚駭，也哇哇奔逃。這時從墳墓裡鑽出個盜墓的說：「靠，耽誤我工作，Learn about pickup of your tickets at a Retail Outlet for a Canadian event ... Retail Outlet Pickup allows you to go to a Canadian Retail Outlet to pick up your tickets to a Canadian event. This delivery method is not offered for United States events and ...

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偷情.....跌倒

5月 2, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

Ticketmaster.com - Help | Retail Location Pickup偷情.....跌倒有一個海邊的村落，村裡大部份男人時常出海很久不在家。村裏的女人幾乎每個人都有偷情，但在偷情後又會去找神父告解。過了一陣子後，神父建議那些女人：「以後我們把偷情這兩個字叫做跌倒，只要說『跌倒』我就知道了！」後來，老神父退休了，他走之前特別交代村長要把『跌倒』這兩個字的意思轉告新神父，How to pickup your purchased tickets at a retail location ... If you choose Retail Location Pickup, please be aware that only the person whose name appears on the credit card used to make the purchase can pick up the tickets....

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老王死了

5月 2, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Ticketmaster - Help - Tickets for concerts, theatre, football, family days out. Offi一個七十幾歲的老人, 有一天他不幸在醫院裏過世了, 可是奇怪的很,醫院裏的每一個護士都哭的死去活來的. 有一個醫生正為此百思不解, 於是從中明察暗訪, 後來他才知道, 原來醫院裏的每一個護士都跟老王有一腿. 但是那個醫生反而更覺得納悶, 心想為什麼一個七十幾歲的老人能讓醫院裏上上Purchasing a Gift Card You can buy online at www.ticketmaster.co.uk/giftcards or by calling 0844 847 1640 Or, if you'd prefer you prefer to buy over the counter, our gift cards are available from lots of leading high street retailers and supermarkets. Usi...

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有心機的小孩......

5月 2, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Buy gift cards from Ticketmaster. Official Ticketmaster site.一個小孩提著死青蛙往妓女戶跑～一到門口，老鴇就擋著門說：「小孩子不可以進來。」那個小孩就說：「我是來玩女人的耶...你怎麼可以拒絕我呀。」老鴇：「哇勒～我們不招待十歲以下的啦，快走。」小孩：「我剛好十歲呀，我不管，我就是要玩。」老鴇：「你十歲呀～那還可以考慮；不過我怕大姐姐們不給你玩耶。」（外加鄙視Find and buy tickets: concerts, sports, arts, theater, theatre, broadway shows, family events at Ticketmaster.com ... THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS FORM YOUR AGREEMENT IN RELATION TO YOUR TICKETMASTER GIFT CARD OR E–GIFT CARD THAT ......

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