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飛機上的降落傘

5月 28, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

blackfantastix (tifa) - DeviantArt有四個人坐在飛機上突然飛機失控了但是機艙只有三個降落傘此時，一個人拿了一個降落傘說:我是醫生!我還有很多病人要救!!然後就跳下去了第二個人看到之後，也搶走一個降落傘說:我是律師!我還有很多重要的官司要打!!!!然後也跳下去了飛機上只剩一個老人跟年輕人老人說: 不用急﹐我有辦法。飛機經過某湖時﹐老人突Favourite genre of music: soundtracks Favourite photographer: ellen von unwerth,la chapelle Favourite style of art: Fantasy Skin of choice: pale one of mine Favourite cartoon character: Tifa Lockheart Personal Quote: Zombies eat brains - Relax, you´re saf...

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代罪羔羊..

5月 28, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Tifa Lockhart - Zerochan Anime Image Board一天,"美眉"準備到她男朋友家去拜見未來的公公婆婆,然而正當晚飯進行的很順利的時候..美眉突然有一點小小的想給它放屁..但迫於情勢,所以她只能夠慢慢的釋放..然而..在臭屁不響的原理之下..餐桌上充斥另一種"香味"..結果只見男友的媽媽對桌下說聲:Lucky!!美眉心裡就放心了..心想未來的婆婆以為Zerochan has 668 Tifa Lockhart images. Tifa Lockhart is a character from Final Fantasy VII. ... Tifa Lockhart Tifa Lockhart is a female protagonist in the Compilation of Final Fantasy VII. Appearing as a support and temporarily-playable character in Final...

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四位教授的真實對話：

5月 28, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Tifa Lockheart Wallpapers, Tifa Lockheart Backgrounds, Tifa Lockheart Images - Desktop Nexus"昨天口試回程的路上，四位教授的真實對話：Y：「現在的教授壓力那麼大，為什麼也不常聽到真的有自殺的？」H：「因為學生一直進來打擾啊，想自殺的情緒都被打斷了。」T：「所以學生真是預防教授自殺的救星啊。」L：「對啊，寫個遺書一直被瑣事打斷，寫了一個禮拜還寫不完，只好放棄囉。」"Free Tifa Lockheart wallpapers and Tifa Lockheart backgrounds for your computer desktop. Find Tifa Lockheart pictures and Tifa Lockheart photos on Desktop Nexus. ... ©2012 Desktop Nexus - All rights reserved. Owned and operated by Maugans Corp. Page ......

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男人的ＸＸ就是...

5月 28, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Tifa Cowgirl by EscapefromExpansion on DeviantArt話說一堆閒來無事的老女人，談話的內容總是圍繞在男人的身上。有一天她們突發奇想，說要給男人的ＸＸ給取個小名，讓以後交談時方便使用。大家一致通過這點子。結果愛吃零食的 Ami 首先發難Ami 說：「男人的ＸＸ就是『口香糖』」大家問：「為什麼？」Ami 答：「使用前是直的，使用後是縮成一團的。」大家笑成一Commission for I love to to see cowgirl like this Tifa Cowgirl ... Thats the Tifa we all know and love I always cringe when someone draws her small chested! I mean, even her canon ......

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今晚我們吃什麼？

5月 28, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Cloud Strife - Final Fantasy Wiki - Wikia老婆自從做家庭主婦後精神鬱卒，脾氣很不爽有一天老公下班回來看見老婆在炒菜！老公從後面摟著老婆溫柔的說:親愛的！今晚我們吃什麼？老婆很兇的說:甲賽啦！老公很洩氣得拿著報紙去坐馬桶....老婆心想:老公上班也辛苦，剛才的態度真不該！於是....就到浴室門口敲門說:老公！你在做什麼呀！老公語氣粉冷的說..Then later... I began to think I was different... that I was different from those immature kids. —Cloud talking to Tifa about his childhood Cloud was born in the mountain village of Nibelheim, and was neighbors with Tifa Lockhart. His father died when he ...

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時機歹歹......

5月 28, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Tifa's Awkward Nap - Part 1 by RoninDude on DeviantArt有一美女下夜班，被一好色男子尾隨跟蹤，美女很害怕， 此時正好路過一片墳地，好色男子正要下手， 美女走到一座墳墓前，說：「爸爸，開門吧！我回來了。」 嚇的好色男子，狂奔而去。 美女為自己的聰明，得意地樂了起來，哪知笑聲未落， 從墳墓裡，傳出一個陰森森的***EDIT 11-12-2014*** Cloud casually strolls in to grab a beer on the fridge, lost in thought about the upcoming mission. When he turned around... Whoop... Tifa's Awkward Nap - Part 1 ... I went through that very same situation one time from a party. Ever...

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